I think this is called the Wiener Rule.

Perfect.

Greetings, fellow potato-sandbar resident! *tips hat with Anne braids*

Ouuuuch.

Republican’s don’t dislike shaving.

Trump wants to rule the world. Cruz wants to control it.

Yeah, probably.

Sanders vs. Trump would probably become Sanders vs. Bloomberg vs. Trump, though.

She also endorsed Trump because obviously

I think I remember reading that she got over 40,000 votes, though I don’t remember exactly.

Geneses.

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Breitbart would’ve called H. W. a Socialist.

And then there was the time that one Russian guy’s gut saved the world.

“Three guys that look sort of like Groucho Marx, Josef Stalin, and Bob Newhart?”

Merry Christmas and Happy (post-)Hanukkah Patrick and the rest of y’all, keep doing what you do best!

Rand continues to solidify his position as “the loose cannon that isn’t Donald Trump”.

This is grade-A Kinja.

Yes. Finland looks like a fat slug.

No, they were closed because of transgender leftist activists.