Somewhere in there is a stupid, inaccurate, joke about Swiss virgins being unicorns, but I'm not sure how to make it and wouldn't if I did.

This is the internet, 97.46% of all misspellings are intentional.

Cessna 172 should be #1.

Because it is out of date. I think?

I can answer these:

This is a great question.

Exactly that.

awesome =/= cozy.

206 people does not a town make.

This is literally the best article I can remember on Jalopnik.

"As we've all heard, the automobile is the second-most expensive purchase we will make in our lives, unless we buy a used Porsche 928, in which it will be the most expensive purchase we will ever make."

And have all his cars removed and given for free to Jalops.

Not that I'll ever drive them.

I would say, that there are three ways in which "bad celebrity car owner" could be identified as such.

/yelp'd

Well okay, Bieber should at least be #9.

It is not just lately.

This is terrible of course, but I am not remotely surprised.

He's just being really patriotic.