We will all look back and say this was the play that preceded the recruitment en masse of soccer players to basketball. Forget hack-a-shaq, here comes head-a-dunk.

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

I’m a female. I like sports. But it seems like everyday I hear a story about how trivialized women are in sports, in sports “relationships", and now, even broadcasting. dammit.

Damn. Forced her to do the interview because they didn’t believe her?

goddamn.

We were told on 2/6 that Leicester City had everything wrapped up and the rest of the year was a mere formality. We were told on 2/15 that Leicester City was screwed and Arsenal winning was inevitable. Now it’s “impossibly close.” You can’t say Deadspin hasn’t covered all the possibilities!

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...

Thank you for the correction. I couldn’t remember the exact hashtag, and googling that on the work pc seemed unwise.

Ahem

At this point, would it matter if he was a plant? You can’t claim someone is trolling you with an unelectable candidate and then elect the troll.

My biggest fantasy is that he wins the republican nomination handily, then says such ridiculous things in the primary that hillary wins in a landslide, and then after he loses says “yeah, i just thought she should be president so I made up the most ridiculous things I could. Republicans are idiots for believing me.”

Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

This should all go to show us that Clinton is far more ready to be POTUS than any other candidate, considering that Donald Trump is %100 a Clinton plant candidate.

The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

This was arguably one of his best episodes he’s done, and it’s a shame to say that because spending this much time on an asshole like Drumpf is akin to putting your hand in a meat slicer.

Paging Oakland, CA

“Fuckin’ shithouse!”

Have we checked to see if Kyle Singler is conscious?

Steph shoots above 60% from beyond 28 feet.