Being an expert on cock knuckles, I salute your use of the euphemism good sir.

We will all look back and say this was the play that preceded the recruitment en masse of soccer players to basketball. Forget hack-a-shaq, here comes head-a-dunk.

Our only hopes of cleaning up dirty passes like this from Whitehead are the refreshingly clean hands of Jeremiah Neutrogena...

I hope that this fight will serve as a lesson to anarchist artists everywhere. This is what you get when you try to refuse logic and sensibility.

Bullshit, they can empty a bottle of Patron and/or Grey Goose in a matter of minutes.

Don’t forget about the time and money he’ll need to spend on negotiating for abortion contracts...

You know your shit is tight when your dunk is somehow able to make the opposing team’s bench start celebrating...

The Dark Shite Rises...

Tell her to prove it... Giggity.

Fixed... Giggity.

YEESH. Right in the Buckeyes...

No! Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. My eyes.
-1 rectal tear.