God effing dammit can you please also use Youtube if you insist on this jank ass media player. Without fail, 30 seconds or so in “Error loading media: File could not be played”

NBA.com/stats — I agree some of these do not appear to be 28 feet but they are according to the NBA.

What was used to determine 28 feet? Some of these, 1:43 for instance, aren’t even close?

“The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the LORD, make straight in the desert an open lane for our Shooting Guard”

You should have said “call it Ishmael” but, yeah, good joke

And if you want your kid to be blessed with federal court appearances, name it Isiah.

A cool tip for you: if you want your kid to be blessed with fantastic court vision, name it Isaiah.

I think it was about what he COULD see; Five Bucks bunched up near the paint. He sees all the Bucks and he saw Crowder in the short-corner before he made his move. If Crowder wasn’t still there, that’s his fault.

Scalabrine was convinced on the post game show that Thomas spotted him right before he started his drive. And if anyone knows about shooting open corner 3's...

...and don’t look now but Boston is third in the East and has three first-round draft picks this summer.

My god that’s pretty. Thomas is such a fun player. I can’t recall another player that was so tiny, fearless, and lefty.

The Celtics this year are a treat to watch. I have no idea why Danny Ainge insists on wanting to bring in Kevin Love. Maybe he just wants Kelly Olynik to dislocate his shoulder more often.

Dude makes Laettner seem like a fun and cool guy.

The Great White Nope

I see the problem with this tactic.

“Your ‘flatten the rug’ defense is bullshit, old man. I'm starting to think you just got lucky with that ‘wax on, wax off’ nonsense.”

Mr. Miyagi, apparently, is a shitty basketball coach.

Oh god, that’s fantastic.

... huh?

Glad that got nipped in the bud. Nothing worse than slanted journalism.