That’s what the Sheriff said?

He really is an offensive lineman.

Or his taste.

I thought that dude was in high school and I thought this post was stupid. It’s like that dude’s face hasn’t changed since he was 12.

Look at the bright side. If he’s convicted of a third degree felony, the team’s graduation rate will increase by 600%.

[I teabagged myself with this one. It was a prank. My teammates will back me up. Let’s forget this ever happened.]

just soon enough

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

... I got better.

He was then caught, tried as a wizard, and burned at the stake because well you know, Malaysia.

He turned me into a newt!

The Dark Shite Rises...

Tell her to prove it... Giggity.

Fixed... Giggity.

How the fuck was that a better angle?

If I tried to do that, I’d probably shit my pants.

I adore your handle, sir (or madame).

I don’t think it is biased to acknowledge that he went from “that guy? LOLZ” to where he is at now. That is a mark of excellent campaigning, no matter who you plan to vote for.

So her dad bites the head off a bat, and then years later a bat shits in her hair. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.