Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

I think I know who UT should hire as their next coach:

This is shameful, and Jimmy Cheek is garbage. Clearly this is bigger than sports, but as a Tennessee fan, I have to say this sounds about right. Between signing day last week, beating UK in basketball, and Peyton winning the Super Bowl, we were about due for a colossal fuck up.

I’m confused by how young professional athletes are now

There was one Tyson follow-up commercial that was only a few seconds long and it was my favorite ad of the evening. I need to find it.

I’m thrilled I live in the DC market and got BOTH the Jacoby and Tyson ads, both of which caused my 12 year-old son to look at me and say “what the hell was that?” They were aired within minutes of each other and were the most exciting part of the entire game, halftime show included.

Man, this article is just full of ads telling people to get fucked.

this was the perfect opportunity for

They had the PERFECT opportunity to classify feminine hygiene products as necessary goods and remove the luxury tax! Why did this not happen!

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

More snow then, please

...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

Bitches gets shit done.

“I tried to lay on him a few times,” said one Broncos rusher after the game. “I tried to rub my nuts on his face.”

Everyone but Scottie.

Yeah, but could he beat off the 95-96 Bulls?

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