I always liked to indulge my ignorance and pretend Schweinsteiger meant “pigfucker” in German.

I’m really hoping that it’s Michael Bradley, only because he’s described here as a former USMNT player.

Looking forward to Chris Mortensen’s tweet with 4 Tekashi69 emojis.

+1

Thanks to my wife’s IUD, I too am a finisher in the box.

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

I don’t think that tubby fucker has ever had trouble finding the plate.

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

true, though I do like the US’s historical success against Germany in match ups on French soil.

“Still won't be as bad as Boston fans/reporters" --Chernobyl, Episode 5

He was obviously rooting for Cersei, since she also screwed a brother.

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

Looks like the Rockies just became the Official Team of incels everywhere.

Second place is the first loser.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“What? We thought you guys were into predators here.”