DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

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This just stinks.

They did not exist. And you fucking know it.

Well duh. If you have two balls you can think about two things at once. One vagina means you've got a mono-brain. #science

Why do so many famous athletes, actors, musicians, etc. always have a fat guy in a flat bill hanging around them? Where is the factory that's cranking out all these coattail riding, fame-chasing Turtles from Entourage?

Is the headline translated to "Japanese Fubu Warrior Wrecks Shit, Slays Pussy, Is Greatest Human Ever"? Because if not, it should be.

I'm visualizing this woman as she posts these.

I can sympathize with Obama, one false step and they're ready to kill you.

To be fair, the jockey for Tonalist was one of those 5 guys released by Obama last week.

Uranus?

Well it probably "seemed like a good idea" because "control your bitch" is a smidge offensive. Right up there with "fuck your mother" in terms of likelihood to get you punched in the face, and yet somehow slightly more misogynistic.

No one in the second video yelled "WORLD STAR!!" so I can only give it a 7/10

The soldier was later executed by firing squad and his family was sent to work in a rock quarry.