Never said anything derogatory about Haitians other than Haiti is, obviously, a very poor and troubled country. Never said “take them out.” Made up by Dems. I have a wonderful relationship with Haitians. Probably should record future meetings - unfortunately, no trust!

Wait, is it your birthday today?

More importantly, New Mutants has been pushed back an additional ten months. :(

Nah. Several years later, Firefox still has a lot of goodwill to recover after its (now former) CEO decided to back anti-gay legislation before I consider going back to using it.

That is a bad take. The onus of determining whether news is real or fake goes to reporters / news outlets, not a Twitter comedian.

He also played an anchorman on Supergirl and I could NOT get Perd Hapley’s speech patterns out of my head.

No worries.

Call me old-fashioned, but that sounds completely crazybananas assbonkers. If I have a problem with a leaky pipe in my house, I’m not going to tear the entire house down (while saving its contents somewhere) and build it all up again four separate times. The fact that Microsoft even suggests that as a potentially…

I did actually contact support - they couldn’t help & just parroted every so-called solution that does nothing. Manually installing did not help either.

It’s weird that it’s one of the first things I thought of and yet it still doesn’t work.

Been there, tried that.

I did, and it didn’t work because it’s semi-installed somehow (lulz) and the installer said it can’t install it again. Then when I uninstalled what was supposed to be the update & reinstalled manually, the same error kept happening.

Nope. It’s a weird issue that’s affecting thousands (maybe millions) of people, and all the tips & tricks mentioned on both official & unofficial forums don’t seem to help. The only thing I haven’t tried is a fresh install of Windows because fuck that shit.

Question, not sure if anyone knows the answer... Does the Windows patch also somehow manage to fix the terrible previous update? I’m more than a little worried that I won’t be able to patch the vulnerability mentioned here because my laptop is constantly trying to download and install KB4054517 literally every single…

*shrug* I revoked the microphone permission and Netflix is no longer randomly starting itself up and running in the background. Maybe their official reason for needing the permission is for voice searches, but I’m jaded enough to recognize there’s probably an unofficial reason.

Yep, Android.

Basically, a bunch of apps with innocuous names like “Netflix” include extra software that’s designed to listen for recognizable audio from your TV

Y’all forgot one:

When I saw Blade Runner 2049 there was a woman who would not stop giggling at everything. Literally nothing in the movie was even remotely funny. things would be quiet, Robin Wright would make a pass at Ryan Gosling, and suddenly gigglegigglegiggle. Someone gets shot, gigglegigglegiggle.

Enclose every individual theater in a Faraday cage to block out cell phone signals. I don’t care how many “please silence your cell phone” messages play before the movie starts - rude asshats don’t care, and a silenced phone will still display the white-hot glare of an oh-so-important text message. Disable that shit…