It’s no Peeno Noir, but I like it. 8/10

Way to ignore what I said about a potential usage rights issue, but go on, continue being a dipshit.

Except... she does provide the necessary information. It requires a simple click of a link she provides:

I’m not sure how to politely explain the difference between authors writing words and sentences and other creative types photographing things or making pretty drawings, let alone the difference between someone who writes for for a Gizmodo Media site and someone who writes for, say Scientific American or NewScientist.

Jesus fucking Christ, can this nightmare hellsite stop it with these bullshit clickthrough posts?

Jesus just fucking Google it.

Super weird and unexpected that her open marriage with a divorcee didn’t work out.

Or - OR - I can save my PTO for when I inevitably contract COVID-19 (which is really just a matter of time, isn’t it?) because I don’t actually get any sick days at my job.

That reworked theme song is *chef’s kiss*

This would be terrifying if I could JUST STOP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at all those basic white dudes in Hawaiian shirts and their oh-so-serious use of the word boogaloo.

Oh cool, the “I love him because he says what he means” crowd is pivoting to “he didn’t mean what he said” now.

Neither will their young children (not that they can vote, but still).

Good, now do this with the trained voice models next, Google. I’m really tired of my devices constantly mistaking me for my husband and vice versa.

Ah, yes, tweets from two weeks ago, repackaged as something new. Great job, A.V. Club.

“double the articulation”

He’s going to be in for a shock once he reads ahead to Exodus 20:14.

Ezra Miller uses they/them pronouns. Are you going to correct that last paragraph?

Also, like... did the control group not have a bungie or safety net?

*cries in First Ones symbols*