It’s no Peeno Noir, but I like it. 8/10

Way to ignore what I said about a potential usage rights issue, but go on, continue being a dipshit.

Except... she does provide the necessary information. It requires a simple click of a link she provides:

I’m not sure how to politely explain the difference between authors writing words and sentences and other creative types photographing things or making pretty drawings, let alone the difference between someone who writes for for a Gizmodo Media site and someone who writes for, say Scientific American or NewScientist.

Jesus fucking Christ, can this nightmare hellsite stop it with these bullshit clickthrough posts?

Jesus just fucking Google it.

Super weird and unexpected that her open marriage with a divorcee didn’t work out.

Or - OR - I can save my PTO for when I inevitably contract COVID-19 (which is really just a matter of time, isn’t it?) because I don’t actually get any sick days at my job.

That reworked theme song is *chef’s kiss*

Good, now do this with the trained voice models next, Google. I’m really tired of my devices constantly mistaking me for my husband and vice versa.

Ah, yes, tweets from two weeks ago, repackaged as something new. Great job, A.V. Club.

“double the articulation”

He’s going to be in for a shock once he reads ahead to Exodus 20:14.

Ezra Miller uses they/them pronouns. Are you going to correct that last paragraph?

Also, like... did the control group not have a bungie or safety net?

*cries in First Ones symbols*

Posts on The Takeout. Doesn’t mention takeout. But you’re really only worried about the fancy restaurants closing so why am I not surprised?

Honestly her pregnancy gives the show the perfect opportunity to adapt the Death of Superman storyline.

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