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The only advice in this post that Showgirls took was “skip anal” and “skip oceans & lakes”.

It would be such a shame if her son that’s with her in her Twitter profile pic and plastered across her banner ever learned what a penis looked like. Won’t someone think of her son?

What was that thing you said about cyber-bullying, again?

Adding this to my mental “life is not fair” file. My cat (my little buddy that I knew for longer than I’ve known my husband) deserved 32 years but he never even made it to 7 before his heart just decided to give out on him.

Close, but wrong book. That was in Afterlife with Archie.

Setting aside my initial “WTF? WHAT? HOW???” reaction to someone missing an email after a year and a half, how can someone just not comprehend that a LOT could have happened to that guy within that time frame that would make him unwilling and/or unable to reply? Odds are he probably met someone else - maybe even got

Yeah, but the millennial octopuses aren’t buying houses in Octopolis because of avocado toast.

This is by far the best article ever posted about the new iPhone.

A fifth (and arguably most important) step under “what you can do” is to click the arrow in the top right of a particular post and hide all content from a specific bullshit-prone website*, decreasing the likelihood in which you will encounter bullshit in the future.

I never heard that missing verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” before. Thanks for sharing!

If they don’t value you enough to hire you, why would anyone think they would bother reading a post-rejection thank you note? I could see this as being of value for an internal posting you were passed over for, but not for a company that more than likely has already forgotten your name.

Bonus panel:

Am I internetting right?

Except there was a similar deal a year ago.

Except there was a similar deal a year ago.

It looks like this is for a physical disk instead of an activation code/download. What are we, barbarians?

It looks like this is for a physical disk instead of an activation code/download. What are we, barbarians?

Channel that rage into shade and donate to any/all of the several Houston-area Planned Parenthood locations. Granted, it’s not disaster relief, but it’s still something.

You could have in the 80's!