Disclaimer: it has been a very slow week.

That is some fucking disingenuous backpedaling.

Alternatively, visit a friendly neighborhood farmer’s market!

Homophobic prison rape comments are always super classy.

Dammit! I’m going on an Alaskan cruise soon and shipboard murders were my greatest fear but NOW seeing this the whole time I’m boarding after excursions will literally be the worst.

Off topic, but I honestly think this is the first pic of Anna Kendrick I’ve seen where she’s not breathing through her mouth.

Interviewer: “Why didn’t you dress up for the interview, Lede McImageface?”

Also, ignore any and all reviews made by “Verified Purchasers” on Amazon, unless you honestly believe that receiving a free product won’t influence their review at all.

First, Sammy had to get spayed and neutered.

It’s free for the taking!

Oh no! They are literally disappearing from history! Their confederate hands are fading while playing the guitar at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance in 1955!

In the other group also, you had some fine people, but you had some troublemakers, and when you see them coming with the black outfits, and the helmets, and the baseball bats, you’ve got a lot of bad people in the other group, too.

Nazis literally committed genocide and killed 6 million Jews. Anyone who indicates you don’t have any right to talk about this is a self-absorbed, ignorant shit who’s more interested in playing the Oppression Olympics than in fighting alt-right Nazis.

When a group member’s “freedom of expression” involves ramming a car into a street full of counter-protesters, killing one and injuring dozens, then yes, that groups free speech needs to be shut the fuck down.

Finally, an apology that doesn’t mention a Nazi death camp.