At least he didn’t force them to watch those annoying Target commercials on a constant loop. That would have been inhumane.

I cannot be harmed by any of them

It’s mentioned in the second paragraph!

You just need to sing 3 A.M. Eternal to make the text visible, kinda like that “blank” map in Harry Potter.

I would suggest that the image makes it pretty obvious. That and the tags on the post.

Season 2 is out in four months. We’re way past the statute of limitations on spoilers.

tl;dr. Lost me at the beginning with “hashtag” written out. Lost me for good when she wrote “retarded”.

The white Skittle was conceived of last year by London-based ad agency adam&eveDDB for London Pride

Let me Google that for you:

An appropriate response to most of these questions:

This brings up a number of questions for me, such as: What? Am I in purgatory? If she had given Greg a chance, wouldn’t he still have died? Can I go lie down, Emma?

Peahen. A “female peacock” is a peahen.

But what if the chiropractor is also a trainer?

I really want to ask how someone even had the idea to put instant ramen in a sandwich in the first place.

So instead of many small no-name hacking targets, just use one giant big-name hacking target. Got it.

I know I gave you some shit in your previous post. Thank you for this follow-up.

Y’all won’t even change what you eat for breakfast, but Trump’s ego is murdering the planet. Okay then.