Fair warning: if you have a cat, this wake-up light will make your cat think you’re awake earlier than you actually are and they’ll wake you up demanding food well before the actual alarm ever goes off.

Fair warning: if you have a cat, this wake-up light will make your cat think you’re awake earlier than you actually…

That’s actually the opposite of what my husband did! He left higher ed in a different field for his current career. It definitely takes a special person but that’s why I married him :)

tl;dr reply: I’m only going to answer your last question. Yes, you kind of are.

Also, sauce = ketchup.

THIS. This is what I don’t get about their stupid algorithm. If I’m on another website looking at a product, I have either A) decided I want to purchase the product and have followed through, B) decided I want to purchase the product and saved it in a wishlist for later, or C) decided I don’t want to purchase the…

I’ve noticed that too. At this point I’m just flagging every single one of them as offensive.

Judge not Leste ye be judged.

I think you mean the Trump Presidential Libarry, because you just know that’s how he would pronounce it.

Care to walk back the derailment accusation?

Oh no! Two different people are asking people to not be total dicks today!

Regret, mostly, plus broken dreams and how all of Hollywood is fake.

Thank you for Chering this with us.

Wait, you were seriously advocating the murder of others?

We would use a guillotine, but our representatives are too scared to hold town hall meetings lately.

Speaking of, I’m wondering why a Matt McGorry tweet isn’t featured here. Is he okay?

You forgot the blue lab coat.

Seriously, like...

Yeah sponge candy isn’t my thing either, but it had to be said.

Wait, you chose a Stinger over Beef on Weck or sponge candy?

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