“I never said ‘Israel.’ I just told the Russians that, ‘I get awesome, very, very, super-secret intelligence from a country in the Middle East which will remain nameless. Here’s a hint: rhymes with schmisrael.’ I don’t know why you people are so up-tight. It’s not like I asked you to pay retail or eat shrimp. So,…

In before the debate even gets started.

“promote equity by focusing on what unites our students and reducing visible gaps between those of different means,”

Yeah, all he had to do was hop out to the C4 store around the corner...

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

“He hit a woman. That’s not what he does.”

he ain’t mine

...then kick the ass of every gutless wonder who didn’t oppose Trump. That includes you, Ryan, and you, McConnell.

Pretty disgusted with her cutesy “Kellyanne Conoway” name. I’d prefer “Shitspew McGarbageface.

The GOP don’t give a crap about any of this, as long as their districts are gerrymandered and their billionaire donors are happy.

Which is worse, that Trump knows what the fuck he’s doing in an attempt to destroy democracy or that Tump doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing and will inadvertently destroy democracy?

I view it two fold:

If you post on social media, don’t make it about yourself. If you attend a protest, don’t take pictures of yourself attending so you can show it off. Take criticism you’re offered instead of becoming automatically defensive. Basically, be vocal and attend protests/marches, but don’t turn it into an opportunity for…

This just proves what I’ve always believed: bicyclists are history’s greatest monsters.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

Negron’s body was left uncovered in the street for six hours, which Bridgeport Police Chief Armando Perez says was an error in forensics protocol.

These three guys would like a word with you...

If you’re keeping up with the news, you apparently need to have highly specialized skills to avoid cutting your hand off, while working with an Avocado. Those skills cost $$$.

I know you referenced it in the article, but it should be extremely highlighted:

The Bay to LA on I5 is always an exercise in patience. Either road etiquette just isn’t something taught anymore or the land is full of selfish/oblivious idiots.