“...I don’t know, I’m not smart enough to know the difference....”

Shit floats.

Ol’ 45 doesn’t need a press secretary anymore.

Sharks don’t fart. All the methane built up in their stomachs makes them buoyant and explody at the same time.

No “maybe” about it, the kids that made the list should be charged and prosecuted.

45 is going to have Omarosa send out the invites and host the Warriors in the White House kitchen.

Trump won’t produce any tapes.

Let me take a stab at it....

There is no “other context.”

May is really nothing but Trump in a bad dress.

Sumerian kings or nothing!

I like the way you think!

He makes an excellent door stop.

Alt-White privilege.

Who says Ivanka is Trump’s biological daughter? Have we seen her birth certificate (a real one, not an electronic facsimile)? DNA test?

It is the lever to a really, really huuge slot machine at the new Trump Casino and Hotel Riyadh. Odds are 10 to 1 that it’ll be bankrupt in a year.

So, space-witches?

Many people are saying that Trump doesn’t have a dick, so he must be a witch.

This bunch would f*ck up a wet dream.

Samurai cats have been around for a while....