How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?

I just finished an analysis of the bill for work and..............my soul is gone. If this passes the Senate - Lord? Take me now.

Anyone else see Obama and immediately start hearing “Baby come back” playing in their head?

That little racist terrorist needs to be in jail.

I said this on a previous post about Trump’s now infamous “tapes” tweet, but now that he’s stated publicly he was bullshittin’, that tweet immediately becomes obstruction of justice.

I’m amazed at the hypocrisy of those who appear to be admitting that they want to devalue the lives of people of color, but also demand that those same people of color value their own bigoted lives. Like, yeah, any decent person should strive to help others, regardless of the moral turpitude of those others, but…

Yeah. The men-must-always-be-fucking-assholes gene is definitely passed down from dribbling fuck-stick to dribbling fuck-stick.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

You’d probably need a couple degrees below 98 - even at rest, the human body will be producing a couple hundred watts of waste heat it’ll need to shed, and it’s _really_ hard to shed heat when you’re immersed in water.

In Austrailia you silly, silly man.........oh wait, that’s INXS.........nevermind.

Q: “Where is the incest?”

Places like McDonalds, KFC, and Taco Bell are rebranding to look less like plastic toys to and more like sleek, modern cafes.

If they love Russia so goddamn much, why don’t they just move there? Like, seriously, where are the patriots?

This is a great idea. No, wait, hear me out:

I assume all Klansmen drive pickup trucks or Trans Ams

And Republican voters are always stupid enough to fall for it.

Folks: If the sentiment “Black Lives Matter” gives you pause -if you think for some reason that those three words, in that order, are problematic -then you don’t get to call yourself a liberal anymore. I don’t care where you stand on any other issue, you need to go sit with the Trumpicans and KKK members (but I repeat…

Are you saying you don’t want that? What have you got against the future?

Does this mean Whole Foods will start shipping my groceries to the abandoned house one street over and dismissively throwing them over the fence?

Jesus, the NHS isn’t perfect but there would be actual riots if it was threatened to be taken away. What the Republicans are trying to do is baffling inhumane. My dad and grandma died from cancer, I’ve had healthcare problems. My family would be bankrupt eight times over if we had a system like the one they are trying…