Fuck this guy. If he wants, he can lube himself with diesel before I put my foot up his ass.

And Theresa May can fuck right off with her bullshit concern. The nerve of her to show up to the community center and refuse to meet with victims. She’s spineless.

Yes, yes. Sharks.

I think the ultimate idiot here is US, the American public; we’re so hopelessly divided at this point that people like Megyn Kelly and Alex Jones actually have careers in the first place.

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

Some are saying RealBaddFauxNews is reporting that the Mayor and a federal Elf(kin) are considering a proposal put forth by a mega-corporation, Omni Consumer Products (Company).

Time for multiple notices of termination. If they can’t handle a kill list targeting students, they really shouldn’t be in any position to run a school. This isn’t a hard call to make at all.

Cross-legged, smoking weed = yes.

In related news, someone at Sandy Hook Promise Foundation thought it would be a good idea to have Megyn Kelly host their gala.

Not if you own a flamethrower and a rocket launcher.

I heard his show, and I think the best description is clueless fuck-nut.

Khloe Kardashian is fucking trash. I love the response from Destiney’s attorney, complete with all the fucking receipts.

How can anybody anywhere admire Thatcher ? She was horrible person who single handed set back the peace process decades.

Stop with the BernieBro shit.

the story was supposed to be about an Assyrian king

“He’s [Trump] just new to this”. New to what?

Well, glad that the dude fucking owned it. Which should be the bare minimum, and not laudable, but that’s modern America.

(This gif has been getting a lot of use lately)

2) May I have the phone number of your prescription pill dealer?

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.