It’s pretty simple. They hate women and brown people more than they love Jesus, and feeding that hate is more important to them to than anything they claim to believe in.

Because American Christianity is a fucking joke.

Because they’re vile two-faced hypocrites that couldn’t actually give a damn about the teachings of Jesus.

“I have black grandchildren, OK, so it just doesn’t affect black people,” Teresa Roden-Delgado, another resident, said. “I am not black, but my grandchildren are and it affects everybody.”

“I’m Conrad Motherfucking Hilton!”

I have no love for Comey but trump firing the head of the FBI while being investigated by the FBI is very troubling. I believe the last president who did this was Nixon so...

I’m going to fucking die: “Rename your Anxiety Excitement.”

Somehow, I don’t think you get it. I’m someone you might not expect to have any sympathy for these unfortunate people. I have never asked for or received help since I left home at 19. I’ve never been rich or even well off by most peoples standards. Yet I have never once missed a payment on any of my debt, and never…

The urban dictionary definition sounds like it’s mostly an insult to white supremacists, which, uh, does not count as racism, just cause “white” is in there.

What is the point of rolling coal? Is it just redneck douche bravado? Do they think it impresses anyone? I don’t get it.

Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*

Lemme stop y’all before a good portion of you start running your mouths in the comments about “Please don’t speculate because we have no evidence” and all that other extra special bullshit y’all seem to find to excuse whatever behavior or attitudes you seem wont to do. Miss me with all of that.

Oh, FUCK THIS lady.

All of them if I have my way.

Does he deserve all of it?

I wouldn’t trust Trump to tell me the time if it was high noon and we were standing in the middle of a clock factory.

1) Are you black?

Nah, fuck ‘em. Fuck all this “need to be nicer to the fucking morons” shit that the left has been pushing in elections. If the alt-right wants a war to prevent them from installing fascism, then let’s give them a war.

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