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Page said this about his idea of the new social Google which, ironically,

I’ve been reading them all day and getting frustrated.

There is only one favourite Doctor and it’s Tom Baker.

Shouldn’t the film be carrying enough insurance to cover the liability for the stunt woman who lost her arm? Really? A GoFundMe page seems out of place here. This was a workplace injury and the employer should be fully liable.

was planning on celebrating the 57th birthday with these facts. Thanks for ruining that. #randombirthdays

I see your Winter Wonderland and raise you “Wonderful Christmastime”

Oh please. Get over it. Triggering is the new political correctness. Your triggering is triggering my rage. Clearly, it’s your fault for triggering.

Nice: “I just found the best headphones that I didn’t like so I had to fix them.”

Stop that. Right now. Seriously.

Stop that. Right now. Seriously.

Stop that. Right now. Seriously.

I’m literally lying here in a pool of blood because an animated horse with a scatalogically oriented name taken from a cartoon insulted me and you call this ridiculous? No wonder Robin Williams killed himself. You’re a heartless beast.

Fuck. Now I feel fat too because of those tend pounds. Fucking goddam fat. You still haven’t given me your address I notice. How are my family going to sue your ass?

I swear to god I’m going to do it this time. The belt broke last time because I was filming it and “the camera adds ten pounds” which apparently made me so overweight it couldn’t support me. New approach!

Maybe for you, but I can’t breathe here. I give it another minu....

Wait...before I do this, can I get your phone number and address? My relatives might have a good case for online harassment here and if they’d like to file suit against you it would be easier if they knew where you were.

But how am I going to read this when I’m dead? Gah! Choke. Damnit, my feet are still on the chair. I’ll be right back. I just need to re-rig this belt to a sturdier beam. Give me ten minutes, then you can call the cops on me.

Oh wow. That makes me feel so bad about myself. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to get through the rest of my day now that a totally random person with the word “Butts” in their screen name has judged me online. My self esteem is probably shot for decades. I’m going to go a find a bridge and jump off it, or possibly

The original poster (when did we all become too lazy to type two words?) was validating the argument that Sarah Jessica Parker might need to lose weight by stating that “...the camera adds ten pounds...” which is simply untrue.