The face that your entire country is ignorant of anything outside its own broders doesn’t in any way excuse the lack of proofreading.

It was an unreasonably strong comment that deserved a strong response. The comment never would have been made if it had been “Hollywood producer sent Brad Pitt a treadmill” and, in fact, that would never have happened.

To be fair, your old man who sells tractors was probably once a baby. Unless, of course, he’s Benjamin Buttoning us in which I’d suggest giving him a wide berth.

Ignorant ass comment. The camera has the same effect on everybody, for starters. The focal length of the lens is the key determinant in any distortion effect.

The deal to make a movie out of Rovio’s now-faded Angry Birds franchise was struck three years ago. That’s probably why they were able to line superstar talent like Jason Sudekis, Josh Gad, Maya Rudolph

In the 2.0L TDI, we see ourselves.

Fucking Germans.

What do you think this is, the Marshall Plan? Give me a fucking break. Volkswagen is TINY. The U.S. government had a huge investment in GM and Ford and this just makes them look better.

Just a flesh wound.

The not caring is a result of your second comment being completely incoherent and perhaps more confusing than your first. If I knew you in person, I’d smack you. I don’t, so I don’t care.

Yeah. Still no. I don’t really care though, so.

Fuck that’s a good fucking point well fucking made. Goddam fuck that bitch and the fucking high horse she rode in on.

Really? This had to happen for you to conclude that “She hates gay people. Period.”

After much consideration I’ve decided this article should be retitled Tips For Honky’s Hanging Out and Eatin’ with Coons.

Please describe for me how my black friends might feel about the following things:

Hey! Take this and stick it in your statistical concern!

You’re not planning on raping me to make up for the fact that I’m so useless are you? I mean, it’s fine if you’re going to—I just kind of wanted some advance notice. Can we schedule something in for mid-afternoon on Thursday?

Wow. I feel so bad about myself now. It’s hard to imagine.

I’m also pretty happy about the fact that I only have to worry about getting raped by wealthy black celebrities and members of high school, college level and professional football teams. You’re right! Solid progress!

So what you’re saying is that just becuase it’s not legally ok to enslave me but it’s probably legally ok for a copy to murder me, the world’s a better place?