I take that all back actually: the worst offence of this entire video is that a grown man—the driver—thought it was OK to leave his house in those shorts and flip flops.

The fact that we live in a world where:

I don’t care if they act: get to the fucking.

Minnesota snow plow crews are bad-ass.

First, you’re going to have to buy a car with a manual transmission—and on one does that bullshit anymore.

Well fuck if a SOURCE told PAGE SIX that shit, it must be true.

Is it me? Fuck I hope it’s me. I also hope its Kelsey Grammer’s ballsack.

Camille filed from divorce from Kelsey in 2010 after he left her for a flight attendant who is 25 years his junior.

You be You.

Really? One sentence and you’re saying she stole the joke? That’s not even the whole joke. This is just finding examples to support a pre-existing viewpoint.

Meh. Two examples are similar, but with different names anyway. Amy does quite a bit better with the delivery and makes a different point.

getting 12 miles per gallon because occasionally they have to carry a chair.

Survey SAYS!

I’ve read like three comments above but I basically want to tear my eyeballs out right now.

The complete lack of oxygen suggests pretty aggressive that a species that depends on oxygen for its survival does not, in fact “...belong up there” but whatevs.

You were thinking maybe Kraft was going to make them? Procter & Gamble?

Score one for the metric system, though the metric Tonne at 1,000 Kilograms is oddly named.

Definitely seems like we should be mocking her with a ‘Mondays amirite?” statement because fainting or passing out is clearly not an indication of any health issues.

You’re a jerk.

I once watched someone return $31 worth of bulk almonds at a grocery store which they were going to dump back into the bin to resell.