That fall in my 2nd grade class (I’m old), it was split about 50/50 between the kids who believed him and those who thought he was lying. May have led to one or two playground fights, which I always think about when I see people acting like idiots over their opinion on the quality of The Last Jedi.

Give him the Francis Scott Key Key! 

Looking forward to the sequel series to Yellowstone, 2034, where the Yellowstone Caldera erupts, destroying most of the western United States, and Kevin Costner turns the flowing lava away from his property line with just the power of his grizzled will.

Someone who knows how the Twitter machine works should start a campaign so the ultimate winner ends up being something that should have won Best Picture but didn’t.   “And the fan-favorite award goes to.....uhhhhh....Do the Right Thing?   How did that happen?”

Bill Murray’s insult to him backstage at SNL (which gave me my screenname) may be the most insightful thing that’s ever been said about him. He’s done some great stuff, no doubt, but his entire career has been a repeating theme of coasting on his initial SNL fame, followed by one hit, then coasting on that for a…

Dave and Maddie from Moonlighting deserve a mention here.   

‘….smaller penises are usually just about the gag factor…’

Exactly. The only theater close enough to me to go to often is a Regal. The next closest place was an independent place that wouldn’t participate in something like this anyway.  Regal’s subscription thing is great, I signed up just a few months before Covid started and will re-start it as soon as I feel like the…

‘Ooh, Ahh. That’s how it always starts, but then there’s running, and screaming.’ —Ian Malcom in The Lost World.

I like the shot of the elevator falling right after the kid jumps out, showing they’re still using elevators lifted by cable in the future, instead of anti-grav, repulsor, blah, blah tech. Also the Orville and all the other good guy ships look like someone’s idea of a futuristic intra-uterine device.

‘...we fear that this will not be the first Golden Corral Uprising we see this year.’

And here comes the fake outrage from the people who’ve been chanting ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ for the past 6 months.

No kidding. I’m not one for celebrity gossip, but I think the fact that they’ve been a couple for a few years and have a child together would be worth mentioning. 

I’m willing to bet Scott Schwartz won’t make an appearance.

Do whatever you want, as long as I don’t have to watch that ad where they’re in a bad spy movie for the 15,000th time.

Hope they bring back John Powell and Harry Gregson-Williams for the music. Honestly one of my all-time favorite film scores. With kazoos!!!!

You can’t hear a gif….or can you?

Every month I check this list for Condorman, and every month I’m disappointed.    Come on, you cowards!  

Raiders