I’m ready for Season 2 of The World According to Jeff Goldblum. Although I’m guessing the whole global pandemic thing probably put that on the back burner. A big part of the show was him attending big fan events that focused on whatever he was curious about that episode.   

Yeah, that’s my bad about the Muppets. I couldn’t wait another second to watch the Shields and Yarnell episode. 

Did they ever do a cross-over episode with this?

Yeah, but the de-aging tech still wasn’t very convincing. I mean, it may have looked like a 40-year old butthole, but it still moved like a 75-year old butthole.

He did the Voice over for the first trailer for that movie, and it’s not only one of the best Star Trek trailers, it’s one of the best trailers. Period. And I’m not even that much of a ST fan.

Yep, with about the same amount of sex, drugs, and Rock an.....well, maybe not Rock and Roll, their music sucks.

Well if anyone’s breasts had something to say that I needed to hear, it would be hers.

So that’s what a conservative echo chamber sounds like!   I’ve always wondered. 

Love The Firm. Casting a bunch of generally well-liked actors like him and Wilford Brimley as the execs made it all the more menacing.  Made it funny when the REAL bosses show up at the end and one of them is Paul Sorvino.  

This is just heartbreaking. He’s always been my favorite from his era of crooners. The Gaga collaboration is great, but I’d point anyone interested to Love is Here to Stay, his 2018 Gershwin collaboration with Diana Krall. It’s just an all-around gorgeous album.  

This show is a huge disappointment, and the only reason I’ve stuck with it this far is that my wife, who hasn’t read the book, wants to see what happens. And I am mildly curious to see the new ‘coda’ that King wrote for it.

I worked at a movie theater when the first two came out (because I’m old). I would go up there on a day off and watch anything and everything, because A: It was free, and B: I had no girlfriend at the time and nothing else to do with my spare time, and I still never saw any of these movies.

It IS as red as hell. I’m in the little solidly blue island in the middle of the state, but no matter how much we all hate her around here, it’s not going to make much difference. I’m actually hoping the rampant sexism in the rest of the state might hurt her chances, even though the alternatives so far aren’t much…

You think he bragged about it to others in the prison? That he’s getting a pardon from the President and he’s walking out as soon as Trump signs it? That he’s got a limo waiting outside to drive him away? And then he has to walk back to his cell at the end of the day past all the guys he was boasting to?

It was actually pretty articulate and moving, but unfortunately wasn’t legible because of the package of Arby’s Horsey Sauce that had been spilled on it.

I’m amazed I had to scroll down this far before someone mentioned that.  It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.

Jesus, that limo.  “I want something that’ll make you bleed from the eyeballs as soon as you step inside.  Do you have something like that?”

I’m laughing my ass off imagining one of the paralegals at that law office on the phone trying to get their deposit back from the limo rental place.

Indiana Jones owes more to Looney Tunes than it gets credit for, and that’s a compliment.  I say this as a guy that calls Raiders his favorite movie ever, hands down.  Watch the fight on and around the flying wing, and pay attention to the score.  The way Johnny Williams punctuates each punch with a beat from the…

I would love a scene when Cap returns the Soul Stone and meets Red Skull again.