I see reaction videos pop up in my youtube feed all the time, and once in a while I’ll watch one. Is it just generally accepted that these are real? I mean most of them seem faked to me, like it’s something they’ve seen/heard many times, but they make a video of themselves reacting to it for the first time to get more…

I hope they resist the urge to have Chevy Chase show up as a nostalgic in-joke.

We’ve got Legos all over the place because my son loves them, but since March, I’ve been buying sets for me. Just a few, and while I let him help, I’ve had to stress to my kid that these are daddy’s toys, and not to be disassembled and strewn into the huge pile in his room. I discovered how rewarding it can be to…

Bork the Bleh?

More like ‘Star Wars Episode IX: Fuck You, Fans’.

I could think of a few alternate titles for Rise of Skywalker, but I don’t think any of them would be MPAA-approved.

I know! It’s like those people that insist there’s a fourth Indiana Jones movie. As if there could be one and I would never have heard of it, as big a fan of those three movies as I am.  It’s ridiculous!

Renaming Return of the Jedi as The Last Jedi because Yoda dies leaving just Luke doesn’t work. Yoda’s dying words are that there is another Skywalker, and Obi-Wan confirms that it’s Leia just moments later.

At the time The Firm came out, I really only knew him as the kindly old man from Cocoon and that show Our House. It was such a shock to see him play such menace as the mob security guy. And he was great.  ‘What do you think I am, a fuckin’ night watchman?’    

I was concerned about having trouble understanding the dialogue when played back at 1.5x speed, but it turns out Netflix just replaces the soundtrack with a loop of Yakkity Sax when their shows are played back at that speed

I just adore Branagh’s version of this. Kate Beckinsale is completely radiant. Patrick Doyle’s score is gorgeous. This and his Henry V are what initially piqued my interest in Shakespeare. At that point, I had read none of his plays other the the ones required by my high school classes (the usual: Romeo & Juliet,…

No mention of the time he shot Johnny Mathis?   

I was disappointed to see this is just a short oral history of the ‘Golden God’ scene and not the whole movie.

Dr. Spaceman was sorely missed.  He could have been seen advising the Governor of Georgia on his Coronavirus response.  

Nude Women!!  Nude Women!! Clowns Welcome!! Clowns welcome!!  

‘a two-year marriage to Heat actor Kevin Gage’

Russia loses their entire oil production capacity in a Islamic terrorist bombing and then invades Europe in an attempt to neutralize NATO so they can then invade the Middle East and take all the oil.  You’ll be able to watch it live on CNN in a couple of years.

Oops, that’s right.  Scots/Lithuanian.  They should have known better than to put him in charge of that boat.  

Those damn Scots/Russian sub captains and their single pings...