We saw this at one of the Dine-In theaters that were less common ten years ago. The first ten minutes was when I decided to never attend one of those friggin’ things again. The wait staff can try and be as inconspicuous as they can be, but the constant in-and-out of everyone bringing in refills, more ketchup, dessert,…

That’s ‘2' and a half.

I’ll agree with you on Toy Story 3 and Cars having sequels that no one asked for. But people (including me) started jonesing for a sequel to The Incredibles before the closing credits even ended.

Arkansan here. Saw the headline and immediately started thinking, ‘Please don’t be Tom Cotton, please don’t be Tom Cotton.’

This was the first movie we took our son to see at a theater, when he was about and a half. The long stretches with no dialogue to follow really helped to suck him into the story and he was completely entranced through the whole thing. As were we.

Didn’t see this until it was on dvd since we were about to buy our first house, and every penny was important. When it came out, I got it from Netflix (dvds by mail!!). When we finished it, I put the disc back in the mailbox, went down to Best Buy, and bought it. It was the first Pixar movie I didn’t see at a theater,…

The diapers are easy, but you have to be careful with the clean up. ALWAYS wipe front to back. Especially with girls.

Hey, you should leave Zuckerberg alone. I worked for him for a little while, and he’s really a nice guy. He helped me find the best hammock place in the Hammock District over on Third, and after I decided to quit, he still gave me ownership of the Denver Broncos, and even though I had really wanted the Dallas…

It’s the first thing EVERYBODY thought of when they saw the headline. Except for the people publishing the article.

Look, I’m going to go ahead and post this here, but if you guys can’t even bother referencing Otto’s Mobile Pool in an article like this, then I demand you put me on the payroll.

I think you’re right.  Even Spielberg couldn’t resist doing it in The Post.

Maybe with Spike we can actually get a Vietnam movie without a shot of helicopters flying over the jungle while ‘Fortunate Son’ plays on the soundtrack.

This sounds like one of Stefon’s nightclub reviews.  

Very funny, smartass. Shows how much you know. It was the loft space over their garage.

I’ve always loved this one:

Yeah, the touring version is coming to my town next summer, and we’re very excited about it. And even though we’ll definitely be watching this on July 3, we’ll still be seeing the show next year.  I’d much rather see a live version anyday.  

I’d take issue with Steve Martin. He was a nice guy just having a bad day, and came around at the end.  These other guys were just assholes that never learned their lesson.

I doubt they’re ever going to go back to making them without voices, which is a real shame.  I still love the Lego games, but some of the charm of the originals was lost when they added the dialogue.  The original Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Batman games especially.  

Look, if we’re gonna wish for something starring cast members who are no longer on the show, then the obvious choice would be Stefon. Or have a bunch of former Weekend Update anchors come on and do one story each. Or just get Scarlett to randomly walk around the apartment behind Colin. 

Now if somebody could dig up the ‘naked Vulcan’ photos she took on the bridge of the Enterprise while shooting Star Trek VI, I could complete the nerd fantasy bingo game I play.