This movie fares the worst of the three from George’s obsessive fiddling with them starting in ‘97 with the Special Editions. After Luke falls from the gantry, there had been a scene where Vader storms through the city with his troops at his heels and he says three words, ‘Bring my Shuttle.’ Watch it. His entire…

Star Wars, Superman, this, Raiders, E.T., Wrath of Khan, Return of the Jedi. All between my 4th and 10th birthdays, (And because my birthday falls near Memorial Day weekend, some of them actually released ON my birthday.) It was like Hollywood was concentrating it’s focus-testing on only one nerdy little kid from…

I rewatched it probably for the first time in 30 years on Disney+ a couple of months ago, and I don’t know about the movie overall, but that ending with the villain literally IN HELL encased in the body of his enforcer robot was a complete mind-fuck for 6-year old me when I saw it in the movie theater.  

What about the ears? Will they wiggle when he runs? They need to wiggle when he runs.

Joe Johnston is doing this. I had thought he was retired, but now that he’s clearly still working, he needs to be given an episode of The Mandalorian. He was the production designer on Empire that did the original sketches of Boba Fett, so it would be a great nod to the history of the character, and as well as having…

James Cameron: “Okay, welcome to the first day of shooting on Avatar 2! Where’s Sam?.....What? He did? That long ago, huh? Well, I’ll be damned.”

Was all set to make a snarky comment about him looking like the bland, vanilla, forgettable, second-coming of Sam Worthington until I read that he died of cancer 9 years ago. I’m very sorry to hear that, and I remember him well from the few episodes of Spartacus that I watched.  

Brando and DeNiro both won for playing Vito Corleone.  

In other news, Florida has moved up to 49th among states that can find their asses with a map and a flashlight.

I know. As much as I enjoyed that last live episode, it did turn out to be mostly Aaron Sorkin talking with a few other people’s comments sprinkled in. The heart of that podcast was just John and Hrishi talking about the show. It’d be nice to have them do that one more time.

Don’t forget when they gave her cancer from his radioactive semen.  

This morning I finished this extraordinary show, and will soon listen to the last episode of The Good Place: The Podcast.

I really thought that top photo was Guy Pearce from Iron Man 3 for a minute.

So it’s not that she had a regular vagina that couldn’t handle Sonny, it’s that she had a large vagina that only Sonn..OhmyGod I can’t believe I’m even talking about this.

Well, in my defense, it has been 25 years since I read it. But whatever the circumstances, in my memory that plotline seems like it took up a lot more of the book than it needed to.  

Ugh. The Godfather. Shit book that became a great movie. It’s been 25 years since I read it, but it feels like half the book was spent on Lucy’s vaginal surgery to accommodate Sonny’s huge schwang. Truly a classic.

God Speed.  It’s for a great cause, so I can’t hate.  Personally, I couldn’t even watch the trailer more than once, much less the movie for a full day.  

Are they doing this at a movie theater or at home once the dvd comes out?  There’s not a theater within 250 miles of me still playing this thing, and even if there were, good luck convincing one of them to play it for 24 hours straight.

Watch 2019’s Aladdin as it was meant to be seen:

BTW the Forky Asks a Question shorts are friggin’ hilarious.