No shit. I've been at a company 13 years but I know I could easily get myself fired... and it wouldn't take something like this either. Maybe just a little hetero porn would be all that's needed. Or maybe recommend a female employee try Weight Watchers.

Oh sure, that exists. But it's not everyone and it's sure the hell not me. I don't see what I am complaining about on this thread... I also see no evidence of me being a ricer. You basically just popped off on someone over a typo that has nothing to do with your major grievance with Jalopnik (which if you hadn't been…

I'm pretty sure you're the one acting like a high schooler.

Sounds like a great idea. :)

it was a simple typo you nimwit. Get over yourself.

This strikes me as odd, as well. I have a 240d project car and it is one of the slowest (although most indestructible) vehicles on the planet.

You're right ~115 hp jump in torque. But very similar in footprint, configuration, better in milage similar in HP (at least the turbo diesel should be). But yes, how long have we been clamoring for a smaller displacement v8 turbo diesel in a 1/2 ton pickup? Too damn long!

The AC platform wasn't designed, originally, to support 485 HP either, but that's not really the point. It's fun to put big things in small things.

You're right. Putting big engines in small things is always a bad idea...

Yeah, I love that color. I'd be hard pressed not to buy one in it over my other favorite:

I didn't see any on this one.. actually looked pretty good, but I'm sure it will be ridiculously chip prone as most modern cars seem to be.

Fiat Is Getting Its Ass Kicked Because They Listened to Enthusiasts

Flash forward, Jalopnik 2071 - This 2013 Ford Truck Is A Delightful Slice of Americana. Remember when America was a country? Back then, trucks like this roamed the land, un-hampered by UN regulations against human happiness.

I was in New York this time last year and I found the subways to be fine. I guess it's a perspective of someone that lives in a non-subway region of the county and doesn't (has never) used public transportation on a daily basis.

Yes comrade! Be sure to turn in neighbors for non-compliance!

I was going to say, not to be greedy, but if they could spread the love to Lincoln, that would be great. Mayhaps they simply don't have the euro platform they'd need to build a great rwd flagship... I've been saying forever, take the Mustang platform, increase wheel base, bring back Continental w/ suicide doors please.

Your argument is the easiest to defeat... you pretend to know the minds of men. You are speculating, you really have no idea if he had racist intent.

So when Will Smith said, "He's the DJ, I'm the "rapper"" that was code for the "N" word? Note to self: Will Smith is a self-loathing racist. I would've never guessed.

I think that trap speed is low. Should be a lot more in it than that.

That trap speed seems a little low... Bet there's a lot more in it than that, even on street tires.