Inspired by the Statue of Liberty in football, in lacrosse this is known the Pearl Harbor.

Lincoln didn’t even stay for the end of the play.

Absurdities like banging a diner waitress, who’s on her period, sans condom inside your SUV?

John Daly is Fucked Up Again, Enters Tournament

All jokes aside, is this guy going to be able to walk in 10 years? He’s got more backbackback issues than Chris Berman.

Actually you are right, they are the same. Both are paranoid views held by extreme partisans with no critical thinking skills.

Serious question. Are there any level-headed people out there anymore? I didn’t vote for Trump and there is little of his agenda I support, but the fact that people think he wishes to create a police state is frankly insane. I don’t support the “Muslim Ban” but I understand the reasoning behind it. 7 failed nation…

Frig off Mr Lahey.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

“Tom, we’ve all heard what you’ve said over the last year-plus at the podium, on the radio. I respect what you’ve said. But this commissioner and this league, via a four-game suspension, tried to disgrace you. People called you a cheater. People on TV cried. People lied. Dont worry, Giselle still said your name…

Maybe next time they won’t hire Michael J. Fox as their graphic designer.

Just agree to do it. Say it’s a special surprise and then do something like “Baby I got your money” (or something far more disgusting—I dunno know. My “fuck with ‘em” playlist is very old and dated). Anyway, then promise a preview to the bridesmaids. They’ll love it (setting up nasty times later) and also backchannel…

If I’m baking my own pizza, I position the pepperonis to leave clean cut lines across the pizza.

I didn’t know he played football for Penn State.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Even his fake tan is better than Trump’s.

This is proof that even at 44 years old, Jamal can still pound the pigskin.

When I floated the thought to my wife she wasn’t that pleased either. Especially because I asked after the red head was in bed.

The ‘fucking lawyers’ were hired by the fucking assholes who fucking hated their fucking neighbor’s fucking garage, you fucking dunce.