Everyone knows Hitler escaped to South America. Of course he ate tacos.

Here is a pic of my CEO. Nail, meet Hammer.

You misspelled Donald Trump

Your kinfolk yelled just like that before they blew shit up. Fuck you. It’s called safety and better safe than sorry. Fuck your inconvenience

Well, fuck no it doesn’t.

Nah, I can think of a few crimes where rape is part of the punishment. Namely, rape!!!

Your friends suck. Re-evaluate!!!!!

She should be quitting out of embarrassment for how the department has treated our Vets. And it is both party’s problem, not just a Republican or Democrat problem.

Here’s a hot take: FUCK YOU

Someone on the Cavs needs to troll him and play this in the locker room

Cabrito es bueno

As someone who has worked in the service industry, African Americans have a stereotype of not tipping well. Is it right to discriminate against them because of it? Obviously not, but all stereotypes are somewhat based on fact. Just like the stereotype that white people can’t dance. I mean some can, but I sure can’t.

What’s up with no Funbag this week Drew?

She is a lot safer in her F-450 that you are in your little 4 banger rice rocket my friend. If you don’t like trucks, get the fuck out of Texas.

You are not alone, sadly.

That reminds me of this.

Cannot be unseen. You are a monster and I will not be able to sleep tonight.

Hell yeah. Then raise the salary cap (or do away with it for all I care) and then the stars on those team play for the remaining teams in a supplemental draft. Much better product nationally.

Car sex probably happens a lot more than most people realize. It’s the thrill of possibly getting caught or being naughty that spurs them to do it. I can’t count the number of times (not bragging, just saying) I have had sex or received a sexual favor in a inappropriate place; car, office, pool, beach, balcony of a…