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I’m not a professional, but I fly a fair amount and the biggest things for me are: water and moisturizer. I take an empty water bottle through security and then fill it in a water fountain while I’m waiting so that I stay hydrated (you could also just buy one, but...I’m cheap). And then before you get on the flight

I used to skateboard as a kid, I haven’t skateboarded since 18, so for 20 years now. Does that mean I’m still a skateboarder even if I can’t ride a board without breaking both my ankles?

He’ll be able to fix it in post. By the re-release, surely.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

I am getting a new sewing machine for Christmas and my first project will be making this coat, Vogue Sewing Pattern V8687! Those who love this style should grab this pattern and take it to a tailor, adding some collar variation will get you most of these looks.

I work with kids, and I can tell you that they are all imaginative. You just don’t remember. I had two kids recently get into a completely serious conversation about mummies and werewolves. They both agreed that mummies were real and scary, and that werewolves were fake and stupid. They explained various strategies

I thought as a kid that before color video, the whole world was in black and white. Not just movies.

For some weird reason, my father told me that if you cut off your belly button, your butt would fall off. This fucking fascinated me, and I would spent way too much time thinking about what the inner workings of the human body could possibly be to make sure a thing happen.

He used to play fallout, till he took a Sonata to the knee.

To be fair, her original last name was Stabyoo and her first is Ima so....

Agreed. Read the headline and though “oh boy, here we go again.”
Pop the champaigne, we’re not nearly as racist as I thought.

Hopeful guests with stereotypically white names—like “Meredith O’Brien,” which was a name used in the study—garnered positive responses 50 percent of the time. Guests with black names—like “Rasheed Jackson,” also used—received positive responses at a rate of 42 percent.

“bud light lime” told me everything I needed to know.

The food was good but it didn’t look pretty. We had duck instead of turkey and then we brought out a bottle of absinthe and my sister and I got drunk and took Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving pics.

Err, by “mandolin,” did you mean “old-school yakuza disciplinary traditions?” Because arbitrarily choosing to live your life by the brutal code that rules Japanese organized crime might be eccentric, but it’s pretty much acceptable. On the other hand, someone who leaves booby-traps (like musical instruments strung

If they’re willing to tout Sheen as a spokesman in the midst of all his obviously questionable activities, then shun him over one of the most obvious outcomes of those activities, that screams hypocrisy.

Yep, me too. I can’t believe Kirk is crying about the Pip boy taking up only half the screen. Who cares? Everything fits perfectly inside it. Making the interface wider wouldn’t have helped anything.

I wonder what the women are talking about? They sure seem pretty jazzed up to be at a Tupperware party. Maybe they’re speculating about whether Tupperware or sealed tin cans would make better containers for their fallout shelter provisions.