I don’t like Jimmy Fallon. I really like John Oliver, and most of my friends that were Daily Show fans now watch his segments religiously. I’m glad he got his own show.

To everyone voicing this particular complaint: Would you rather have the prequels?

I think it’s funny that people’s main reason for not liking the new film is that it’s too much like the original. Wait you didn’t love the original then? I love both very much. I think people just can’t enjoy life or things anymore.

“Hey Bill, do I have something in my teeth?”

And invest heavily in Nabisco, Little Debbie and Hostess.

It would have helped if they’d been better actors. It’s a really fun idea though.

RRS Rameses Niblick the III Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where’s my Thribble.

Is it McFloatface or McBoatface? I’m on board either way, but you spell it one way in the article and the other in the quote. You also use RSS instead of RRS repeatedly.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

I found a higher res version

OMG do people really think that the receding hairline windshield is expensive??!!

As far as I’m aware Microsoft has always been the barrier to cross-platform play whenever it comes up, Sony seem more than happy to oblige when it comes to weird network stuff (FFXIV, Portal 2, etc.)

When it comes to Rocket League specifically it’s not like they’re even competing for sales with the other platforms or…

I’m glad that the Geico Caveman got a new gig.

Your first mistake was thinking anyone writing for Gawker Media is a “journalist”. There are no Cronkites on staff. At best they are bloggers.

5.

The Internet’s thirsty ass never ceases to make me cringe. One good mugshot and this dude has a verified Instagram. Does anyone have pics from the courtroom where we can see what he REALLY looks like? Definitely not model material.

TL;DR Only black people are authorities on racism and any white person’s opinion on the matter is invalid.

I’m with you. I have an older half-brother who has an intellectual/mental disability. The only person who is willing to take responsibility for him is my father, who is old and frail himself. His mother is callous. The rest of us are unable. It’s extremely heartbreaking. If I could take him in, I would, but it would…

Donald Trump might be the next president of your country and this is what you decide to complain about?

Let’s not forget her most challenging role: “Have you any idea what’s it like to be a fem-bot living in a man-bot’s man-puter world?” “What?”