And invest heavily in Nabisco, Little Debbie and Hostess.

I found a higher res version

OMG do people really think that the receding hairline windshield is expensive??!!

As far as I’m aware Microsoft has always been the barrier to cross-platform play whenever it comes up, Sony seem more than happy to oblige when it comes to weird network stuff (FFXIV, Portal 2, etc.)

When it comes to Rocket League specifically it’s not like they’re even competing for sales with the other platforms or…

I’m glad that the Geico Caveman got a new gig.

Your first mistake was thinking anyone writing for Gawker Media is a “journalist”. There are no Cronkites on staff. At best they are bloggers.

They are same size here.

Since you have to be dead first to get your face on money I have no problem with this.

Same. Worked there for 9 months, the produce i didn’t know the numbers to (i sort of refused to memorize that shit) I would just stick on the scale, pretend to type codes, and then stick in their disgusting reusable shopping bags.

Right! if I had to quantify how much free shit I gave away while cashiering at Whole Foods that number would literally be in the thousands - and I only worked there for one year.

5.

On the other hand...

I fucking love my country.

The Internet’s thirsty ass never ceases to make me cringe. One good mugshot and this dude has a verified Instagram. Does anyone have pics from the courtroom where we can see what he REALLY looks like? Definitely not model material.

There are also stories in the Bible about God sending bears to kill kids and not liking ugly people.

TL;DR Only black people are authorities on racism and any white person’s opinion on the matter is invalid.

I’m with you. I have an older half-brother who has an intellectual/mental disability. The only person who is willing to take responsibility for him is my father, who is old and frail himself. His mother is callous. The rest of us are unable. It’s extremely heartbreaking. If I could take him in, I would, but it would…

Donald Trump might be the next president of your country and this is what you decide to complain about?

Let’s not forget her most challenging role: “Have you any idea what’s it like to be a fem-bot living in a man-bot’s man-puter world?” “What?”

Maaaaaan, Viva Pinata was such a cool game!

Also, hello from the fuuuuutuuurrree!