Anyone else want to see R2D2 roll down the aisle with a tray of snacks?

You still don’t know the first commandment of parenting?

And? I worked my ass off to the technical college I did (Canada, so it’s roughly the same to a 3-4 year US community college) being a discount-card carrying ‘associate’ of Walmart night shifts, and at a steel factory during the summers, in order to get into the STEM-Shitlord field I wanted to be in.

I needed to get the…

Can I ask a question that might get me in trouble?

Adhesives like this undergo a series of chemical reactions when triggering; the idea of that taking place on someone’s eye gives me serious creeps.

Gotta support Canada Post.

They hired some older Jacksonville guy to do a part-time job at the stadium, he’s old-fashioned and maybe a little sexist, his behavior was corrected. As long as he doesn’t do it again, it’s the little things like this that make change happen over the long-term, so we shouldn’t be angry still, right?

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

Plainly we need a highly trained agency based on Blade Runner, but instead of replicants they hunt dumbasses. They’d be equipped with tranquilizer guns and trained to do voight-kampff like tests to determine if the subject was mentally equipped to interact with society. Nothing bad would happen to them, they just…

I want to hire a lady to follow me around in a wedding dress, accusing everybody I see of “Ruining my wedding day!”

The kind that takes coupons?

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

“Stiffing him by taking the 20 percent off is exactly what he deserved.”

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

It’s adorable when people discover things that are common knowledge as if they’ve found the Seven Cities of Gold or a dollar bill with a palindromic serial number.

The premise is good-looking rich couple looking good doing rich people things, and bantering, also solving a murder. The end of each episode made clear they were about to bang in their jacuzzi, giant bed, other elegant money-having location.

I feel like that too, but in Canada. I don’t like smoking weed at all (I’m the most paranoid high person around, plus it makes my skin break out) but I really want it legalized here.

I was shocked to see how many of them REQUIRE makeup to look remotely attractive.