There’s nothing wrong with pre ordering, it’s just Kotaku has reverted back to what they were last summer. Pandering for page clicks, and flooding the feed with obscure Japanese culture posts.

It’s up to the hosts to pay for their venue, specially if they picked something so pricey. That $25 is my budget usually for the kid’s gift! I’ve paid anywhere from $60-275 for my own kid’s parties, maybe a titch more when cake, food, decor and favours are added to the venue. But that’s my choice and I wouldn’t ever…

haha - awesome!!

No you are not a jerk face! I hate bailing too but as you say, you can’t physically do it and driving/walking would impede your recovery.

Man, I am always late to these lately. I should stop doing the dishes and just hang out on my iPad instead.

he also poisoned himself drinking pickle juice as a kid.

I think you know. But which is which?

ITS A COOKBOOK!

Oh, I just remembered another one! I was about 17, and my little brother was 13 or 14. My mother sang in the church choir (the choir was the only reason my family went to church; they were pretty good) and they were doing an extra special long musical interlude in the service for some holiday. One of the songs was in…

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So, it’s late and not many will see this but I think it’s a cute story kinda.

The story is the stuff of legends and my family. When we were little, my mom and my aunt took all of us cousins to church one Sunday. We were told that if we were good in church we would be getting ice cream afterwards. This incentive proved to be much too powerful for my four-year-old cousin who quickly grew very…

When I was about ten, my friend’s Catholic parents took us to see Jesus Christ Superstar at a dinner theater. After the show was over, we all walked out and saw Jesus and Judas, still mostly in costume, making out on the wraparound deck of the place while smoking a joint.

Growing up, my Mom was Catholic and Dad was a Protestant that never went to church. My mom’s side of the family were churchgoers and on the major holidays he would come with us to Catholic mass. One Easter, the priest decided to take advantage of a full house and do a mass blessing. He flung holy water on everyone…

When I was 11 I was getting confirmed in a Catholic Church (my nana made me do it. I was powerless to her will) I thought that that day at 11 years old in an awkward long graduation esque robe would be the perfect day to wear high heels for the first time. Walking down the aisle was difficult but by the time I reached…

During the children’s sermon on Christmas Eve, the pastor gave the gifts these gorgeously wrapped presents. The kids opened them and the boxes were empty - he was building to something. So he asked the kids if they knew why their boxes were empty? Much much louder than he anticipated due to the fine ascoustics in the…

When I forged the signature of a priest saying that I had completed community service hours at his church.

Me and my sisters went to catholic school for a year when we were little because we were living in an area where my parents didn’t feel great about the public schools. (We’re not catholic.)

Well this is a story of my grandfather at a moment of great family sadness and pain.

My Jewish parents attended mass given at the Vatican by Pope John Paul II. I asked why, and my dad told me he was hungry and wanted the cracker.