Precisely. Salad as a vehicle for other things? Fine. Salads as a no-cook side? Absolutely. Salad as somehow morally and nutritionally superior to all other options? Fuck right off.
You’re right - the article you’ve presented would have set off a bunch of red flags. And what a lot of people seem to fail to realize is not that this article offended you, but that it hasn’t seem to set off any red flags. It’s the double standard (in reverse, which often goes over people’s heads).
I don’t have any…
I loved the scene when they’re at a drugstore buying necessities for a cruise when they start a conversation about perhaps buying condoms, but without actually using the word “condom.” This, of course, confuses the shit out of Rose.
I also feel like people get a little overexcited about dressing being so awful for you. I’m eating fucking salad, most of which has very little calories, so that tablespoon of olive oil is not going to kill me. It’s not like, salad is good for you, so it must be calorie and fat free. If it’s my lunch, it better have…
Lord I would LOVE it if you could pull up an article where I have used the word “misogynist.” You’ve created a character in your mind that does not exist. I don’t use words like that in articles because they are off putting. I don’t think about things in the way you think I do. Articles about sexy ladies are…
Salad is the only thing I can eat in the middle of the day that won’t put me to sleep. Also, I gag when people put so much dressing on that it turns into lettuce soup. Perhaps we can just start by educating the salad deli guys that when we say “just a little dressing” it does not mean pour half a bottle on top while I…
It makes me sad that waiters interpret lack of eye contact like this. Mine is just caused by social anxiety. :-/
If you really didn’t want anyone to judge, you’d have kept your story private. And you know deep down that your kid is in the wrong, which is why you added the defensive parenthetical statement.
This would’ve been an unacceptable article, right? Especially with that paragraph about how the internet’s thirsty for Ryu’s dick, but about Chun-Li’s vagina. Why not just write an article about all of the preorder costumes and keep the objectification out of it?
I work at a music venue and had some dude call about renting one of our concert rooms for his shitty show. After I told him we didn’t rent our room and that even if we did, that particular date was already booked, he didn’t believe me and asked to speak to the manager. I informed him that the manager couldn’t help him…
It's slightly disappointing that she didn't wait for him to drop his pants, then ram the hot cookie sheet into his genitals.
That’s not fair, I want all of my food cooked in delicious rendered duck fat and that bitch was getting it free!
The wall is going to be pretty useful for Canada when Walker is president and American workers start trying to cross over into Canada for work and healthcare.
The classic response to this bullshit is to look around the room & yell: “Hey! We’ve got a guy here who’s forgotten his name! Is there a doctor in the house?”.
Revenge is a dish best served at blister-inducing temperatures.
Nah. She deserves something off the Special Stabby menu.
Looks like the accommodations on the SS Botany Bay got an upgrade...
At least he is going for cake instead of dog shit this time.