BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Or Aspic *shudders*

Yes. But not because they’re cops. Anyone can, and it’s called a citizen’s arrest. I’m constantly surprised at how many people have no clue what their rights are.

Or someone hack Chris Evans’ iCloud and release his nudie pics. Either is fine.

Umm, congratulations then, I guess? On your inability to read, or whatnot.

Yeah, afaik those are rare, but can be found anywhere. I saw a youtube video about a bum in Vegas who was very convincing, but someone saw him jump into a car, they followed him to his nice big house, in a nice area. Dude answered the door when they rang and started denying it. Don’t remember the rest.

Oh I didn`t realise you were that young, so now I totally understand how you felt at the time.

Ahh, that makes sense. I have a french background where literally everything is gender specific. No bullsiht “mailman is sexist!” because there`s already a word for either gender.

Bahahahaha, you’re still going on?! I’ll try one last time to put this as simply as possible.

lol I grew up in a small isolated town that didn’t have a Tim’s (until after I left of course!), and the only time I got to have it was when on vacation; a rare treat indeed. When I went away to university one of the first things I did was get a dozen doughnuts and ate them all in one sitting. It was glorious. I did…

No, not even close. A mall is private property, yes, but a public space nonetheless. There are big legal differences between privately owned property that is open to the public, and residential property (i.e. your house). And I know this is true for most places, the only reason I wrote “pretty sure” is because the law…

First off, I didn’t make any assumptions. I simply related a story in hopes that you would gain a little understanding that not everyone is an idiot for not knowing your store’s odd ordering practice, not to defend drunken assholes. You’re the one who came back all defensive and brought up sexual harassment and stuff.…

lol I know all too well the ignorance of youth ;)

[I’m in Canada too] About ten years ago I worked at a very large hospital, and these two idiot security guards were fired after they took a joint from a lost & found wallet and smoked it while on duty. Someone ratted them out, and with no evidence, they could have easily just denied it and that would have been it. But…

No, I wouldn’t blame you for being rude for all that stuff... but absolutely none of those things have anything whatsoever to do with being rude to someone because they don’t know your super secret special way of ordering on their first visit to your establishment.

Six years is totally enough, because that’s at least double the statute of limitations, right? RIGHT?

thirty-something creepers are creepers because they’re creepers, not because they’re thirty-something.

They looked like regular Tim Horton’s doughnuts to me lol, but now that you say that I realise that their doughnuts look the same whether fresh or not. It’s pretty rare I get anything from Tim’s that is stale though, although I’ll usually ask how fresh the croissants are because I can’t eat those unless they are…

To be fair, I went to a Pita Pit for the first time a few days ago. I was confused and the lady was just as rude to me as you sound like probably are, but wtf how am I supposed to know that you guys do things differently to literally every other sandwich/pita/gyro/schwarma shop I’ve ever been to? Ordering toppings…

In my experience, sailors are usually willing to give much more than the tip ;)