Wait, did they know they were being given raw egg? Because that could actually kill someone :|

That’s horrible! Why didn’t you say anything? If it happened once, sure, but a year? And if I didn’t want to confront them directly, I seriously would have at least set up a sting, like get a good friend to come eat when they are there, and so they can “happen to notice” and say something to the guy.

I would like to known, when did “waiter” become “server”? In many parts of the world, being a waiter is still considered a true profession, and being a waiter/waitress is a source of pride. The word “server” makes me think of some gross lunch lady with a hairnet scooping slop onto your tray, with a cigarette hanging…

That`s awwwwesome! They get a good tip, and you get to swear; it`s win-win!

As in an airport shuttle? Wait, we`re supposed to tip for that? I honestly had no idea that was expected. I guess maybe if the driver was nice and actually got off to help you with your luggage, otherwise isn`t that like tipping a bus driver (like greyhound or city bus)?

They were all great, but holy crap alot of people need to learn to edit! Large amounts of unnecessary text makes me sad. (I also mean in general, I`m not picking on these in particular).

These and more gems at Buzzfeed

I agree they shouldn`t get kicked out, but by doing this in public they ARE making it your business.

From a legal perspective I`m pretty sure they can`t kick you out for that unless they post actual signs at the entrances, along with the no smoking and must wear shoes ones (unless of course you live in an area where this activity is actually illegal). I wonder if it`ll ever get to the point where we do need those…

I agree with Billington, but yes it is inherently sexual; then again holding hands can be inherently sexual. I guess a better way to put it is that they aren`t being explicit, or overtly sexual. It`d be different if they were wearing S&M outfits, or jockstraps, or whatever, as apposed to their jeans and t-shirts.

LOL She doesn’t walk around on her knees, she is posing for the picture. When walking leashed people walk upright, at least while out in public.

I was an ‘80s child too. I grew up in a tiny town where people stealing your child was not a concern, but I do remember a few kids that were leashed. One boy I knew needed it though because he was super overactive and would literally just run around through traffic and stuff. He turned out fine (well, he was a nerd,…

I think you just created a new diet fad. Burn the ever living shit out of your food to the point where you won’t want to eat.

Omg wtf? How has no one asked you what your job is yet? Also, what is your job (because, technically, neither did I till this part)?

Graphic? Seriously? Man, the post-Glee world is strange because in my day that video would have been a top 3 and voted on by a studio audience with Bob Sagget announcing the winner.

It’s those fancy decoration things printed by the mint that you can buy from the poste and put in a special frame to hang on your wall. Sometimes they come with a collection of the extra shiny coins.

I literally fit every one of these, with these few changes:

No waterslide, but a funny story from my youth...

Well, we have to think about it logically; there can only be so many plausible explanations. Let’s make a list:

Pretty grim. Until next time, remember that drinking wine at home in bare feet all alone with nobody near you is the winner’s choice.