Dammit! I wanted to be the guy, but do it by copypasting the title and asking what does Myley Cyrus have to do with this.

No silly, clearly the part that is obscured reads “MER” because when you allow two men to marry, it leads to polygamy, then dogs marrying cats, then mermem marrying non-mer men (aka men). It’s conservative logic... because bible stuff, and loud noises, and chick-a-fils and such as.

The funny thing is, he actually uses this defence. The source article has the email in full, and in the first two paragraphs alone we get these gems (emphasis added):

Yay Parallax!

Except you completely missed the part that the announcement of the patch came after the rage. Just in case you don’t experience time the way us corporeal beings do, I’ll place the events in chronological order in hopes you’ll understand:

The guy is unemployed and could have used his 15 minutes of fame to ask if someone would hire him so he can support his new family, but instead asked people to donate $50’000 so that she could quit her job so that they can both be unemployed; also, taking care of a baby is like taking care of a cat.

Lol, it worked though, didn’t it? Clickbait FTW!

IMO the guy’s comment seems more tongue-in-cheek than anything, though it could easily go either way. He actually claimed later that he was trolling on purpose because [reasons].

Yes, gravy browning is NOT gravy juice. I was about to post this myself, then realised I didn’t have the greys showing. Sure enough, there’s at least one other person who has proper comprehension skills! And for those of you who are unfamiliar with gravy browning, it is basically a concentrated mixture to give gravy a…

Ahhhhh... I’m surprised I didn’t recognise it, I’ve watched all of BB. I believe it also involves a bank machine [err, “ATM”].

You’re forgetting the last step in this chain... What Gawker says TIME Says: “Science Has Finally Discovered Why Farts Cure Cancer”

Scientists watched beetles for ten years, and this is what they found. I’m not sure why you think psychology fits into this at all.

Oh wow, what is that even from? Because if I had to guess, I’d say it looks like Walking Dead. Which is obviously incorrect, but holy crap it must have been terrible for me to think that.

So they have friends who will pay for a trip to Tokyo, but need to ask the internet for money to raise a baby?

Eww, that’s gross... who the hell wants to be known as a bridge builder? Talk about “Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!” Building bridges ain’t ever going to get you laid, son.

I watched the whole video and all I really want to know is if those office chairs at the start are genuine Herman Miller.

I don’t know who this is, but she looks like she just stepped off the set of “Three’s Company, the Next Generation.”

Idk why, but I find Tommy underwear a big turnoff

Hmm... come to think of it, I’ve never seen them in the same place at the same time. Coincidence? And even though I have never heard of Sister Stanislaus Kennedy before now, that doesn’t make it any less true.

She looks like Debbie Travis