Someone just out of frame was jiggling a ring of bright, oversized plastic keys.

A most curious creature, this. A terribly splendid display of life belligerently going on; a fragile and sexy example of the desire to grow, at any cost. I will draw her.

isnt that the plot of ‘election’ ?

“He had taken to unfurling a giant poster of her and showing it to businessmen.”

This is honestly how I see the debate going

I initially misread the headline as Sean *Astin* and thought Sir Ian was being a dick who should have performed the ceremony for free (and also that Sean Astin is one of a very small number of famous people who totally get a free pass on anything LOTR). Then I realized it was *Parker*, and I immediately became Team…

Yeah, I’m pretty certain it’s not the inmate part of the story that’s the problem...

Can’t speak for Jujy but I certainly do. Bill is charming, intelligent, a great conversationalist, funny and appreciative of humor in others, loyal though not faithful (they are different things), well informed, fascinated by other people, and not least, always looks nicely groomed and as if he probably smells good.…

Because it’s not totally possible. You’re acting like there are questions here. This is not an area of unknowns. We know how wi-fi works. We know how the radiation it emits works. We know that it has no health effects on the human body. This is all stuff that has been known for literally decades. You might as well say…

I don’t think he’s denying the right to petition the government but at the same time, if they were successful in this particular instance it would a textbook example of a horrible law and bad, awful governance.

Tell me where the trailer touched you...

Re: Barb, poor, poor Barb.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

Oh no, football and the debate on the same night. If only there was some magical device that could record them at the same time and I could watch both at my leisure, maybe even skipping commercials while I was at it. Sigh... such black magic doth not exist.

how are you, trolly troll, ungreyed on the Slot? this is some kinja bullshit.

The primary was not “rigged”. Bernie raised plenty of money to compete, and he did. Was it ridiculous that the DNC was partisan in it’s support of Hillary? Yes. But the candidate is chosen by a VOTE, not by the DNC, and Hillary won the popular vote. There is nothing else that matters. And the stats showed the Bernie…

You don’t know what “rigged” means, you dolt. The DNC didn’t go around shredding up Sanders votes and filling out fake ballots for Clinton. That would be “rigging” the primary. What we have is an unproffesional set of emails from the DNC looking to discredit Sanders AFTER HE HAD ALREADY LOST because he had spent that…

hey, the primary wasn’t rigged. so you managed to pass on some misinformation as well as side swipe me with a sexist comment. way to go. +5 trolling. could use work.

Sander’s own former press secretary came out and said the election wasn’t rigged! Hillary won more states, fair and square. Most of the emails from the leak were from long after the delegate count was not in Bernie’s favor. I voted for him in the primary too because I want a Dem party that is further left. And Bernie…