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I’m a former Christian and tithed 10% throughout my youth — allowance, babysitting money, first job, etc. Then the church built itself a grandiose new chapel with all the bells and whistles and I never tithed a penny again. I’m sure they did good public works, as well, but I was so put off by how much they must’ve

Hillary: “Here’s an untraceable number for a safe house.”

I’m not a Catholic, but I think they get a lot of shit unfairly. The only reason we even know about systematic abuse is that there is a system to begin with. It’s why you hear about it less in Protestant churches. It’s not because it doesn’t happen or happens less, but the sects are so independent (sometimes down to

Oh come on. I’m a former Catholic and now atheist, and I’m disgusted by allegations of abuse. But religious groups, especially Catholic ones, contribute substantial amounts to charities and non profits and that money can keep an organization and thus its clients afloat. Signed, a social services worker primarily

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I kinda miss Mitt Romney now, say what you must about his politics, but dude has excellent comedic timing.

Well, sheesh, it cannot be EASY to move your limbs normally when you’ve got 3rd-degree burns over that much of a percentage of your body!

Top pic, DT is thinking, “I WON’T look at her ass, I WON’T look at her tits! I won’t GIVE HER THE SATISFACTION!”

Maybe you should be sitting down when I tell you this...he lied.

Wouldn’t she be more like this white lady? (I mean, I know she’s not wearing the dress in this scene, but it’t impractical to do battle in a gown that heavy.)

Latest polls show media elite is no 1 cause of constipation for 18-35yo women. After that it’s soylent bars.

I’m getting concerned about all these reports of women being cajoled into not finishing their bathroom business by the biased media elite...

I would 100% read that from the library. She’d never get my money.

Ok but seriously, don’t wear your Bernie shirt to the polls. I heart Bernie so much, too, but I’m an election inspector (I work at the polls - I run the computerized poll “book,” because the 80-year-olds who have done it for decades can’t or won’t learn the New-Fangled Ways) and we literally can not let you in if

My husband, who NEVER drinks, had to fortify himself with a glass of wine before we could turn on the debate. Trump is turning us all into a nation of despairing drunks.

Ten bucks says he concedes immediately on Election Day, then spends the next four years insisting it didn’t happen.

Any redneck that rolls into North Philadelphia on Election Day is going to have a very bad time.

Dan Snyder: Tom, come over!! Sure, sure, let’s party. Can’t wait to see you.
*drives to Dan’s mansion*
*security guy says it’s $50 to park*

Phil Collins probably has a book full of petty grievances.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Not really relevant but Keegan-Michael Key was just in Boston where my friend is a union organizer, leading a picket of a hotel workers at a Boston hotel. Key not only stopped by to tell the workers he supports their cause, he posed for a photo holding a picket sign. It’s always nice to hear that a celebrity who you