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They are healed completely. That’s why they stay.

I was really hoping Bruce was going to come on, look right into the camera and say “that means you, Chris Christie. I hate you.”

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Hopefully it will be written by the same jouranlist who gave us that sexist gem of a cover story about Margot Robie.

Sounds like dipshit almost got caught in the same area code with a concrete decision.

I’m seeing it after it got ungreyed. Despite having lost the surprise impact, still funny!

Is Kelsey Grammer okay? Radar doesn’t seem to think so!

HAHhahaaa!!!! Yeah, and they usually have a crazy orange spray tan and giant veins furiously pumping blood too! It's just asking for trouble, really

Yeah, because Boston sports radio is going to have no problem letting this one go, and never bringing it up again.

Now read Martha’s caption with Kristen’s picture.

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. Wouldn’t you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go...

Yes. How dare they make you read the news on the news instead of a blog. THE NERVE.

I don’t doubt that the Dallas shootings will be covered by Jezebel, but this particular article is an almost-live update on Philando Castilo, not an in-depth analysis of the current state of gun violence, racial profiling, and police brutality in America. If it were I do not doubt that the Dallas shootings would be

I get your point, but I disagree. No one deserves to be harassed for any reason. She can happily argue for denying me MY rights, but I will never do so to her. I will hold her coat while she beats the crap out of the shitheel, I will defend her rights to beat the shit out of him, and I will applaud her efforts to do

Last night, when I was giving out cake, the Son in Law said that she shouldn’t be allowed to sue because she chose to continue working there. I literally took the fork out of his hand and

I have no idea why you think it’s appropriate to imply that someone who has nothing to do with this story slept her way to the top. Those types of comments do nothing but make it harder for all women to succeed professionally.

Let’s not do this, please.

I like this. Assholes don’t get cake. Oh, you think girls are asking for it? No more cake. You said “If he was beating her, why didn’t she just leave?” No more cake. You think rape culture doesn’t exist? Say goodbye to Cake Culture, moddafucka!

Are you asking me to do a twirl so you can check out my rear? Jeebus, Betnadette.

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