I weep for poor Rocio. Having to constantly attend to that huge fucking closet with all of Lisa’s gaudy, tacky shit. Less of her and more shots of Ken aimlessly doddering around in his ball-crushingly tight jeans, feeding the swans and whatnot.

“Low key you won’t tell none of your friends about me.”

This year, I had five football players ask me to adjust their grades after the semester or to let them to extra/makeup work after the semester had ended so that they could bump a D to a C, or an F to a D. I said no to all five, and a few expressed astonishment. Clearly, they’re getting special treatment from some…

I’m especially impressed his 10-year-old nephew is an expert on US Government server technology from 2009. Impressive!

MY GOD?! THIS GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!!

Nope. The investigation encompassed her entire staff, which includes many potential fall guys. The unanimous recommendation was that none of them should face charges, not just HRC.

I’m Perd Hapley, and the thing you are about to read, is an article.

Clicked on the Ariel Winter link, have to say, I did not see the end of this sentence coming:

Meet Cute just makes me think of “Meat Cute” and izombie, and then I want more iZombie, and more Rahul Kohli. Which is WAY better than thinking about John Mayer dating again.

If her grades were good enough, her SATs were good enough and her extras were good enough, she wouldn’t have been competing with a group of people for a limited amount of spots in the second string. She didn’t earn automatic entrance. She got put into the ‘also rans’ category and had to complete with other people who…

Yeah, for example, I have to imagine that the “holistic” admissions process is a way for UT Austin to admit recruited athletes who would not qualify for admission under the 10% plan. I’m sure there are way more Abigail Fishers displaced by athletic recruiting than the minimal affirmative action used by UT Austin.

That’s the one. That’s why literally every tenured professor, as well as every student, at Harvard is a bilingual undocumented queer woman of color, and White men are only allowed on the premises as security guards and footstools.

Democrats? Raising hell? Using social media? Drowning out the speaker?

Schrödinger’s Poor: simultaneously working too many menial jobs to properly raise their terrible children while also lazily living off of welfare.

“Men are afraid women will take their canoe paddles. Women are afraid of losing their spirituality.”

Because you come here with an agenda and have confirmation biases?

Will Iggy Azalea ever accomplish something that isn’t followed by a heavy sigh on the part of the person reading about it?

I went to Wellesley. We don’t need no stinkin’ brother school.

Excuse me but my alma mater is no one’s brother college.

If women start purchasing AR15s and showing up to golf courses and cigar stores, there will be limitations on them.