‘Behind Blue Eyes’, maybe?

I do! Do you realize that children grow up into adults who can then use their fully-functioning adult brains to realize that a lot of what they did when they were children was really stupid? I mean, a lot of kids eat paste, too, but if Mauer up there were defending his love of horking down as much paste as possible,…

I don’t hate gay people! I just like using really deragatory words that imply being gay is equivalent to being an outcast that everyone hates! Why would people think those two things are related at all?!?

“I can clearly tell by this quilt that it was made by Bessie Campbell in the spring of 1870 shortly after she recovered from a sprained wrist she suffered while milking the family cows based on the stitching here. It is clear by the fabrics that she was somewhat depressed in her new marriage but that ultimately…

“monkey bar daters” Before they let go of the last person they make sure they’ve got a secure grip on another one in front of them.

...served best on a silver tray!

One time someone posted a picture on Facebook of their kid and dog with the caption “Greetings from Bear and Jake!”

As an alternative, instead of having a baby, I hope that this is the dramatic set up for her to present her long rumored adult child simba style.

something i hate about AA is how polarizing it is. next week i’ll have two years sober thanks to AA and i see it on both sides. people being adamant it’s the only solution and people (already in the comments) declaring it is garbage because it didnt work for them.

You have to acknowledge everyone’s beliefs, but you have to reserve the right to go “that is fucking stupid.”

“Liberal lunatics”? Nice non-sequitur there. Also, I like turtles.

“Oh I totally was going to go into that restroom and murder and rape, but the stick-figure on the sign says I should not be in there, oh well!”

I wish they hadn’t cut that very reliable time travelling source from the 1920's off.

In 2013, Katehi’s office contracted a Maryland-based company called Nevins & Associates for a six-month contract that costs $15,000 a month. Nevins was brought in to “clean up the negative attention,” ostensibly by removing, or lowering, Google references to the video. The online reputation management service…

It’s pretty telling that when he talks about the brothels, he never discusses the women there, just how it affected HIM. I even read the whole article, hoping there’d be a little more depth, but nope.

He has Manson-lamps!

Did you read the article excerpted in the above post? Even if we grant that LaRoche’s intentions and ideals were good (an if I might offer is deeply complicated by his particular form of religious practice) the actual practice he engaged in (the rogue savior/liberator) is itself decidely not good.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

Adam LaRoche to Sex Trafficker: “But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?