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I think it’s a Give a Mouse a Cookie situation

It's that Slovenian fatalism coming through. Being married to Donald, as soul-crushing as it might seem, still beats working behind the counter of Ljubljana's leading souvenir shop.

considering she was a successful model

Yes, I somehow feel that if said fundraiser was held for The Bern, he would no longer find it obscene in the least. Gawd. It’s not like Clooney is holding a Punch An Orphan fundraiser.

Well, isn’t this just an interesting bookend to the story earlier today about the 12 years old girl arrested for grabbing a boy’s butt at school. Takeaway: if you are a girl who participates in the same behavior as the boys, you will get arrested. If you are a grown-ass man who assaults girls, you will get a primo job

I have a harder time explaining Michael Jordan’s moves as owner Charlotte to my 7 year old than I do explaining homosexuality. He understands that it’s okay that a guy can be in love with a guy, he has no idea why Jordan chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and neither do I for that matter.

WHY DON’T WE PAY YOU PEOPLE MORE?! Honestly, paying educators more would do SO MUCH for education. Forget the fucking standardized testing. Just pay the fucking teachers a salary that reflects the fact that you bust your asses for the sake of our children. (And I mean “our” in the most collective sense—I don’t have

WASHINGTON – U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, today made this statement on President Obama’s Supreme Court nomination.

Huh!

I’m sure female Uber drivers are just itching to pick up men who pay premiums for female drivers. “My address is 123 Remote Cabin Where Nobody Can Hear You Scream Lane”

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I discovered the video below on YouTube while watching a video of cats skating (don’t ask) and I’ve been obsessed with Tonya Harding ever since. I can’t wait for this movie!

Why is Scott Eastwood having dinner with a Don Martin sound effect?

No. Your friends are not the people to help you out of a disease. Professionals are. I can’t help you figure out your insulin or your psych meds or your rehab or your chemo. Once you decide that you’re going to get professional help, I, as a friend, can support you. That’s a valuable role. But if you are in denial

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Obligatory.

“Look I should clarify,” Rowland said. “I’m not saying we don’t have rapes in this county, not at all! But let’s say hypothetically the girl is 17. And a slut! And the guy hypothetically is really powerful. Are you following? Let’s say he’s the president of the United States or I don’t know, just spitballing here, a

he honestly has so little presence that the blue mat in the background draws me in more

Just a thought: if you get accused of being a racist often enough that your response is “not THIS again,”....you're probably a racist.

The Marine Corps is a very judgement place. Idk hooooooow he survived with those butter soaked octopus tentacles.