Will this never cease to be the truth??

It’s like they’re looking for a certain murder suspect. Found at the scene was one very greasy lobster bib, a left boot with a specific wear pattern, a torn quarter roll wrapper, and some broken Habitrail remains.

i sure hope he learns her name before the wedding.

Ah.. the Audi Someroads. A rare car

Pick your former and current sexual partners out of the line up please.

just gets high all day, and he is a man in his 40s. so yeah pretty pathetic

Yeah, strikes me as a pretty excellent way to spend any decade of your life.

“When I was in college I worked on a farm in central Wisconsin that employed migrant laborers in the summer and provided housing for them mostly in the form of mobile homes. The camp had one large 6-hole outhouse that serviced around a hundred people in total. One of my jobs was to pump the outhouse tank every couple…

Yes Aaron, quite surprising that the billionaire owner of a successful sports team and lucrative business concern would choose not to align himself with a serial killer with a bloods tattoo on his neck. The world is full of shocks.

When you paint a massive target on your own ass the Manziel has, complete with spotlights, a fireworks show, and a marching armpit-fart and kazoo band, of course trouble is going to find you.

I don’t mind Bernie. He sounds like my Queens-born father and looks like a Philosophy professor I had in undergrad. His problem is his ideas and proposals, while great, have zero chance of working with the Congress. Congress, which is a bag of dicks, would eat him for lunch. Clinton knows how to work the system in her…

So there I was sitting on the terrace of our treetop jungle lodge in Kumbalgar, India, at 3am, sweat drying on my skin as I watched the moonlight glint on the water below and listened to the monkeys hooting and calling as they played in the trees across the valley. Idyllic. This was in total contrast to the horrific…

So excited to finally see Dope. I’ve heard great things.

This was sometime in the 90's...

People will often go off the rails on Twitter but never actually ask for a supervisor or manager to actually get help for their problem. Also, if you scream in someone's face for customer service, you honestly don't deserve any. No low level customer service person has any control over what they can REALLY do for you…

I think you have to be a little reasonable here-the staff can’t just start determining what is and what isn’t important and most people aren’t flying “for the hell of it”. Is your wedding more important than someone going to a funeral? To a job interview? A baptism? A honeymoon? To see ill friends and family? To work?…

Andie’s been in a bad mood since Lisa Edelstein stole her career.

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.