I love the part about your typing skills.

Chris Rock should still host the Oscars...as Nat X.

Happy for you, Coach Smith. Congrats from a once-upon-a-time 10 year old tomboy who dreamed of becoming the NFL’s first female kicker. You will inspire so many little girls.

The same rule applies here that applied last year:

Kelsey Grammer, worst dad ever.

This is a rare feeling for me, but does he really deserve this level of vitriol? Like I get it, his tweets were incredibly naive and definitely speak to the cloud of privilege he must have lived in his entire life, but also the fact that he was disturbed by what he saw suggests to me that he has at least a shred of…

I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that the people who make a documentary (which is not exactly the same as journalism as documentaries often have bias) are being held to a higher standard than the prosecutor and police had.

My dad left my wife for a younger woman...

spoiler alert: its the black thing

Glad this turned out ok. It is comforting to have a good explanation. I hope you felt perfectly fine for the entire week following your episode and then showed up to work and sacked Alex Smith 5 times.

Two cops walked in the gym during my JV basketball game. When the door banged shut behind them, the power forward on the other team turns around and books it out the other end of the gym. We got a few seconds of 4-on-5 play thanks to Johnny Misdemeanor, but still lost by fucking 20.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

I mean your right but....

Some morning Living Laviada Lohan entertainment for you...

“Moped home without a word". Man, that's harsh. They took his car from him, too?

I admire your ability to float every possible condemnatory interpretation.

It would have been a better photo with Gaga and Kathy Kinney

I think the one trait that misogynists (of any gender) find truly repulsive in women is ambition. It causes them authentic, stomach-tightening revulsion. The idea of a woman being open about what she wants her career to look like and visibly working hard for it seems to genuinely disturb them.

One night, my father and I approached an intersection with a solitary truck stopped at the light. As the light turned green, the truck stayed there without moving. We gave him about 5 seconds and gave a gentle honk, in case he was looking down at his phone or something. Another 10 seconds pass, and nothing. My father…