I hate the 1 bus—the most peopled with insane riders of any bus on the MBTA.

I’ve seen some weird shit on the #66 Bus from Brookline to Cambridge, but nothing as fucked up as this. Well done.

OMG! I wish I could give you a hundred stars for that one. Can’t. Stop. Laughing!!

Off-topic(s), but is anyone else having problems viewing .gifs? I have to actually click on them to get them to work now. (I know, I know, life is tragically hard).

I read that as “my husband is a drifter” and laughed because I didn’t get what that had to do with working HVAC. I then read the rest of your post and laughed.

Oh beautiful for Panther feet, whose stern impassioned stress

E! reported Farley and De Laurentiis first met in 2013 when he was meant to produce a show for her and Bobby Flay.

I wish DH stood for Designated Hitter in this context. It would make peoples’ posts much more interesting. Especially saying things like “DH is watching the kids tonight,” because I just picture David Ortiz stopping by to babysit.

Old people lie a lot.

I’m a stepmom. I get accused of “overstepping my bounds” when I care too much about him (his grades, how he’s doing in therapy, etc) since I’m not a “real” parent to him. Being a stepmom is NOT easy. Ive been accused of trying to push his biological mother out of the picture which isn’t true at all. It’s hard.

Male leads on shows are unlikable and insufferable all of the time. Far worse than Piper or Nancy. Neither raped a woman steps away from the dinner table her husband and his wife were at like Don Draper. Neither are serial murderers and also tediously boring like Dexter. Or homicidal drug kingpins like Walt White. Or…

You and the wife come off less impressively in this story than you might think.

That couple was clearly April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer.

Knowing the amount of Aqua Net involved in coiffure until recently, every time I look at this book cover I wonder why it’s not titled “Nancy Drew and the Two Month Burn Unit Stay.”

Is it hard juggling your life as both a crack detective AND a party pooper?

The Holly Jameson story reminds me of something that happened to me at a CVS a few weeks ago while I was was waiting to pick up a prescription. One of the two pharmacists was helping an elderly woman with lots of insurance issues so the other pharmacist was taking care of everyone else. The woman in front of me was…

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.

No wonder our presidential candidates seem to be taking notes from Mayor Quimby on The Simpsons.

This is a hilarious Nancy Cartwright story- it’s a little long, but all funny and well worth it (IMHO).

I always wanted to slip up to the server and mutter “Look, I get the legal seafood’s good enough for the chumps. But come on, pally, whachoo got in the back? Sea serpent? Mermaid? I got the cash.”