I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

There’s a car chase where a van full of priests goes off a bridge and blows up. So something for everyone...

The woman on his right looks like a weird mix of Holly Madison and Lori Petty.

I can see that he’s a smart guy who makes great choices.

What kind of loser ghost haunts an apartment that is only 350 sq ft? When I’m a ghost I’m haunting a big ass mansion or not at all.

The suggestion that the entire site crumbled today because four editors quit without putting in a two-week’s-notice seems a bit tenuous.

That’s what the police want to know.

My first thought was: she has three breasts? Long day.

When I was in college, I worked at a very busy restaurant that less famous for it’s cheesecake and more famous for its name, which references Cheesecake, and a Taylorist mode of the production thereof located in New Orleans, which makes any normal person cry, because who the fuck eats at a Cheesecake Factory in New…

I’d have loved if OP just silently picked up the mashed potatoes with her hand and put them back on the plate.

Trust, the tax authorities would crush any scam like that pretty damn quick. I wanna rob you, lady, I’ll stick to charging seven fifty for a Coke that’s half ice.

Ugh, I got mugged while delivering pizzas once as well. Not fun times.

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

Caitlyn Jenner wore the same dress as Kate Middleton. What does it mean?

He’s implying that people pay more in taxes now than back when Belichick was starting out. As that graph points out, taxes have come down dramatically since those days. The thing that gets me is that the wealthy declared a class war on the rest of us with Reagan, won said war, but then pretend that they lost it…

I did a spit take when I heard this. Thanks for calling bullshit. Hearing a rich guy who announces football games for a living complain about taxes makes me dust off my guillotine.

Deadspin’s Resident Recovering Alcoholic Speaks:

YES. Because “Congressman Rob Gronkowski.”

Yeah, until Gollum gets it. Then all of Middle Earth will be doomed. Thanks, overmonkey.