Tomorrow some one at your local restaurant will do the same thing, but then also defecate on the counter and steal a table on the way out. There can be only ONE Florida!

Morifarty’s ringtone already explained most of this, so I’ll just add the fun fact that at least in Tudor England, Catholicism was the FUN Christianity. Lots of parties, and feast days, and dancing, and beautiful things in churches like stained glass windows. It was Party Times.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

I am a true Christian because I took a meeting with the Pope.”

I saw this a few years ago on Twitter, and it’s all* I can think about when I see his name in print: Fassbender. The F is silent. Hee hee.

The three starters were right leftback Yonny Manzill, upper sideceiver Fronny Panziel, and designated wide end Jahnny Minziel.

When I used to work at a grocery store, the register rang up Land O’Lakes Buttermilk as “LOL BUTT MILK” which is only tangentially related to this but I found it 10000% hilarious.

I have a confession. I was once one of these customers.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Those schools don’t take public money.

There are countless documented cases of charters being open one day and being closed the next day, the money is gone and the owners have moved on. It’s scammy to the nth degree.

Charters are also able to operate and show good scores by removing problematic students or students…

Of course she was let go for poor performance. Charter’s don’t have to document a poor teacher’s performance like a public school. They can simply let go of any one and call it poor performance.

IF you GF can’t fit into the school culture, or she butts heads with administration over any issue, they can do the same to…

God, what a surprise that one of the biggest advocates of the charter school scam is such a terrible scumbag in other ways as well. Jesus, there are few things in politics these days that make me more enraged than the going along with running the public school system into the ground, claiming “see, they don’t work!”…

I’m trying to picture the kind of person who’d sit idly by, reading Deadspin for god knows how long, and then see a mild slight against Joe Flacco and think, “that’s the last straw. These clowns at this site must pay,” and create an account just to comment on it.

The “TICKETS” column to the right of this screengrab says it all. Anywhere between 2x-5.5x more tickets for sale, and anywhere from 50%-87% cheaper.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

I had the privilege of using Dr. Barnes in March as an expert in a shaken baby case. We took a risk trying it to the judge, rather than a jury and it worked out. During his ruling, the judge said that Dr. Barnes created reasonable doubt, but after hearing my client testify, he believed that my client did nothing to…

I had my first gig as a temp in an accounting firm in Boston, working with two middle-aged townies who read the Herald stem to stern every day on the way to work. They weren’t terribly well educated, but damn if they didn’t know every last bit of Boston-area gossip from the previous 20 years.

David Sedaris wrote that in response to being told “I’m going to have you fired” he was always tempted to respond, “I’m going to have you killed.”

I was ambushed into my first real cooking job at White Wolf Lodge in Yosemite National Park when one of the cooks decided wandering off drunk into the forest was better than working.

I decided a while ago that if I ever pulled the "No, I don't work here." thing again, I was going to follow it up with "But don't tell anyone, they hate it when I shelve the books!"